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Monday, December 12, 2016

"Who would you rather kiss goodnight, Obama or Ivanka..?" 'James "Kimo" Rosen' (Kimo's world #161)

James "Kimo" Rosen is a retired professional photographer
 and amongst other things lived in a tent outdoors for 7 years.
Rosen currently resides on the tropical island of Kaua'i
with his best friend and spiritual adviser Ivanka Da Dog!

Kimo's world's #161~Blog #1872
Editors note;
This blog appeared in the December 14,2016 edition of the Garden island news;
http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-wednesday-dec/article_5baf8702-c1c6-11e6-bf75-6ff427d0f6b3.html

Who would you rather kiss goodnight, Obama or Ivanka?

The decision was an easy one.

Unlike most Trump supporters I like President Obama, I just thought Donald Trump was a better candidate than Hillary Clinton for many reasons. This blog is not about policy rather why I changed my dogs name from 'Obama' to 'Ivanka.' 
Trumps daughter Ivanka will move
to Washington with husband Jared Kushner
and their two children to be close to her father.


(Note Ivanka is 3 syllables ending with an "a" just like Obama , therefore it's very easy for the dog to comprehend the name change.)

First to answer the question; I originally named my dog Obama because I am a political junkie and was awe struck by President Obama, I had tears of joy during President Obama's inauguration.

I named my dog Obama despite the fact she is a female dog as a way to honor the 44th President of the United states. It was always awkward because people thought Obama was a male dog, it was awkward  introducing Obama to my Republican friends. Therefore She took on the moniker of Boms. short for Oboma.(sic)
Finally my dog has a female name,
good girl Ivanka!


Donald Trumps daughter Ivanka is one of his confidants and is also knock dead beautiful. I am an independent  and this election changed my allegiance  to the republican candidate of Trump. I made a  pledge and commitment to myself and my blog readers should  "The Donald" win the election I would changed my dogs name to Ivanka.
OK, I rest my case. Who would
you rather kiss goodnight?
Obama or Ivanka?  ;-)
Not only beautiful but
genius smart like
her father!


 I must confess--I like to kiss my dog goodnight and as a heterosexual male I was getting tired and feeling a little uneasy asking Obama for kisses. (Not there anything wrong with that) 

Kissing Ivanka goodnight is a no brainer, now you know the rest of the story.

Editors note;
This blog appeared in the December 14,2016 edition of the Garden island news;
http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-wednesday-dec/article_5baf8702-c1c6-11e6-bf75-6ff427d0f6b3.html


P.S.

Mazol Tov To President elect Trump for being named 
Time magazines person of the year, another no brainer!
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/2016-person-of-the-year-donald-trump/ar-AAlf7ZD?li=BBnb7Kz

Hana Hou, Encore!


More dakinetalk reading on Donald Trump; (Great reading!)
(All Trump related  blogs by James "Kimo" Rosen unless otherwise indicated)
1-Trumped by "The Donald" 'Obama Da Dog' (Special political edition)
2-Trump supporters must come out of the closet! (Kimo's world #118)
3-Trump, the election and the Jewish connection...(Kimo's world #119)
4-Trump-fulling... (Kimo's world #120)
5-A poem about Donald J. Trump...
6- Trumps Failing businesses are his strengths...
7-Extra! Extra! Read All About It!--Trump Hijacks Republican party into Hell
8-Trump and the race for President, a nasty one fueled by the media (Carrie Eckert)
9-Win or Lose, Could Trump Be A Secret Agent For Hillary
10-Raccoon's and Trump~Larry Arruda~(Source)
11-Definition of Trump
12-Hillary and Donald Trump walk into a bakery
13-Kaepernick and Obama, trump this Kool-Aid
14-Hoping one thing will remain after the election
15-Undecided voters
16-Don't be surprised if Mr. Trump is hired
17-Biggest Hail Marry of all time, Obama Da Dog to change name to Ivanka

5 comments:

Christine Muscarella Frost said...

Definitely Ivanka! She is a female, not to mention I personally wouldn't kiss anything named Obama under any circumstances

just friendly said...

Since Obama is more my type than Ivanka, I would kiss him. However, my political leanings are toward all the Trumps, Donald in particular. All that intelligence, problem solving, & business saavy is bound to improve the nation's finances greatly. He gets a lot of attention for being an irrepressible showman. Yes, Ivanka is indeed beautiful and smart, and her brothers are also admirable...Allena Kaplan

Melinda Kontos said...

Why aren't you an optional well??!!

Kit Ellison said...

What will you change her name to in 2020? Sanders?

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Glenn Mickens-by email said...

Great to see that Buley printed your column---keep em coming!
Glenn