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Monday, September 5, 2011

"I Got a deal..." James "Kimo" Rosen

I Love a deal, if cat food is on sale for a good price I'll buy it, even though I don't have a cat, I just can't turn my back on a deal...
Coconuts for free! What a deal!
There is an ABC store on Kaua'i that sells 'Obama t-shirts,' 5 for 20.00. A few months back I bought 20 Obama t-shirts, sure I like Obama but the one thing I like even more than Obama is a good deal, and on an isolated island in the middle of the pacific ocean $4.00 for a t-shirt with writing on it is a deal.


Whenever I wear my Obama T-shirts and pass a black man walking or riding my bike they always smile and many times give me the brother handshake. The black women become flirtatious and the t-shirt seems to be a diplomatic work of art. It's wonderful being acknowledged by my black friends that normally just go about their business, but because I wear an Obama t-shirt I am automatic friend.


Now on the other hand my fundamental friends see me wearing these t-shirts, and find it their mission to tell me that Obama is secretly a Muslim and that even though he produced his birth certificate they still are calling it a plagiarism and insist he was born in Kenya. I always tell them he was born in manger, just to throw them off...


I stated previously I like Obama, I voted for Obama, but my primary reason for wearing the t-shirts is because I got a deal. In conclusion I just thank G-d that Sara Palin t-shirts were not on sale.


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