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Thursday, November 24, 2011

"Burp..." 'Michael Herr' (Aloha Friday)

Renowned author Michael Herr is back guest-blogging on this awesome Aloha Friday about the top 9 list of the naughty things you can only say on Thanksgiving and get away with...  Make sure and check out Michael's website at; http://www.michaelherr.com/

This turkey was cooked in a Hawaiian earth oven called an Imu. The taste is somewhat smoked and it is 'Ono.' (delicious) As they say in Hawaiian Pidgin, "wop da Jaw,"  and "broke da mout!" Which translates to delicious and orgasmic...

ALOHA FRIDAY
November 25

It's Aloha Friday.

"Burp!"

Did you all have a very filling Happy Turkey Day? I hate to be a killjoy, but Thanksgiving has changed so much since I was a kid. For one thing, way back then we didn't have Christmas decorations up until after Thanksgiving. And Thanksgiving was a holiday then, not the prelude to a gigantic shopping day.

Did you get enough to eat on Turkey Day? How much food did you scrape off the plates and throw into the garbage? Probably enough to feed a Third-World family. Whatever happened to "Take all you want. Eat all you take."

There are so many things wrong in the world these days that I find it hard to be thankful, though I know I should. So I will tell myself to be thankful . . . thankful for my healthy grandchildren . . . thankful for my wife's health (such as it is) . . . and thankful that things aren't worse than they are.

Now, to lighten things up a bit, let's finish with the following (cribbed, I admit it):
Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving . . . and get away with saying.
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. I'd like to get some when you're finished.
Much aloha.

There's still time to order a complete set of Michael's Books for the Holiday's. Buy all 6 books for only 18.00 including P&H. The books make great stocking stuffers...
http://www.michaelherr.com

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