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Friday, November 11, 2016

"Two Hillbillies from the Big Island of Hawaii.." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
Unc's really passionate about creating
 a National day To Help US Veterans
  and  their families for their risks
 and sacrifices to keep America FREE . 
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 

He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...
Above photo of Unc with his boss
Wm F.Sullivan at a Waikiki Foto shop,

Two Hillbillies from the Big Island of Hawaii

Two hillbillies from the Big Island of Hawaii were having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine & chicken fertilizing  operation.


Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says: "Kin ya swallar ? "The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks: "Kin ya breathe? "The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.


Than the hillbilly walks behind the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says: "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there  'Hind Lick Maneuver ' but I never seed nobody done it."

Ha ha ha,
l'oncle  Hind Lick  Manuver in chief
L'oncle Ammusant  AKA~ Chester "Unc" Lau



 Hana Hou, (Encore)