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Wednesday, February 1, 2017

"A Jewish Grandma and Her Birth Control Pills..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' ( Source of Comedy relief- we need it!)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
Unc's really passionate about creating
 a National day To Help US Veterans
  and  their families for their risks
 and sacrifices to keep America FREE . 
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 
He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...

 A Jewish Grandma and Her Birth Control Pills

The doctor of an 80-year-old Jewish woman had finally retired. Therefore, at the elderly lady's next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through them, his eyes grew wide as he realized that the little old Grandmother had a prescription for birth control pills.


"Mrs. Rosen, you do realize that these are birth control pills?"

"Yes, doctor. They really help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Rosen" said the flabbergasted, "I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help
 you sleep !"

The old lady reached out and patted the innocent young doctor’s knee :
                                                                        -
“Yes, dear. I understand. But believe me. They definitely help me sleep at night...”


“...You see, every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old granddaughter drinks !"





From Donnie Dumpers White House daily EXECUTIVE ORDER DAT YOU SCHMILE
 From :Unc C ==
Remember,
If you haven't got a smile on your face
And laughter in your heart,     
Then you are just an old sour puss
Ha ha ha,
L'oncle Ammusant  AKA~ Chester "Unc" Lau






 Hana Hou, (Encore)