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Monday, March 19, 2018

"Hawaii's 'Stormy' weather is Trump's liability, plus an Atheist Professor tries to prove there is no God..." 'James "Kimo" Rosen' (Kimo's world #232)

James "Kimo" Rosen is a retired professional photographer
 and amongst other things lived in a tent outdoors for 7 years.
Rosen currently resides on the tropical island of Kaua'i
with his best friend and spiritual adviser Ivanka-Obama Da Dog!
Blog #1985~Kimo's world's #232
Publishers note,
This was written tongune-n-cheek. Hoping people can see my sense of humor
and not take life so serious... Enjoy!
James "Kimo" Rosen, 
Blogger-n-chief, dakinetalk blog


Hawaii's 'Stormy' weather is Trump's liability


I feel sorry

Usually the sunrises are spectacular
on Kauai, this was the best of the
past few weeks
for the visitors to the island I call home, Kauai. This past winter has been miserable . The last few months has brought us windy, cloudy and rainy weather--especially the last 2 weeks of nearly no sunshine.  Imagine booking  a fantasy vacation to Kauai, saving for years  and never witnessing a sunrise or sunset, or laying out on the beach?

What can tourists do during the inclement weather?  I see them every Monday during my weekly sojourns to Costco whenever the weather is bad. They
Still cant beat Costco rotisserie chickens,
only $4.99 and they are the size
of small turkeys!  Broke da mout!
are the ones walking around with the empty shopping carts sampling all the free grindz multiple times.  Some will  go on a hike in the rainy weather and realize it wasn't a great idea and wind up calling search and rescue to help get them out of a  scary situation, costing us taxpayers thousands.  After that they can unwind at one of the  many food trucks which don't have any restrooms and therefore many visitors wind up catching a dreaded disease.

The truth behind all the rough weather and the reason for it according to MSNBC, is Donald Trump.(sic)   When the President was asked if this was true and if he was liable, he just yelled, "FAKE NEWS," and reiterated that he actually enjoys "Stormy" days and mentioned global warming was a hoax, to which his supporters all agreed!

The President is said to have been seen talking with the Lord himself concerning the weather. Attorney General Jeff Sessions has recused  himself  form any
Visitors have missed out on the best part
of our island the past few months,
exotic sunrises have been
 missing due to the inclement
weather
questions concerning the weather. He  has appointed a special council consisting of NBC's meteorologists,  Al Roker and Williard Scott to see what is truly behind this inclement weather and to see  if the President was actually seen speaking to the Lord himself wishing bad weather upon Hawaii ---since  Hawaii's Attorney general Douglas Chin threatened Trump's immigration ban?

President Trump reassures every disappointed visitor to Hawaii  they can still go home with
a tan by using the same special spray on tan the President himself uses called, "Let's make the Hawaii weather great again," spray on tan.

Let's make life great again by having a sense of humor and not being so politically correct and serious  all the time! Did some one say 'Stormy' (Daniels) days ahead? Hoping the weather clears?


P.S.
An Atheist Professor tries to prove there is no God
An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying,"Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." He got down to the last couple of minutes and a Marine just released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform. The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine replied, "God was busy; He sent me."
Hana Hou, (Encore)