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James "Kimo" Rosen is a retired professional photographer
and amongst other things lived in a tent outdoors for 7 years.
Rosen currently resides on the tropical island of Kaua'i
with his best friend and spiritual adviser Ivanka-Obama Da Dog!
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Publishers note,
This was written tongune-n-cheek. Hoping people can see my sense of humor
and not take life so serious... Enjoy!
James "Kimo" Rosen,
Blogger-n-chief, dakinetalk blog
I feel sorry
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| Usually the sunrises are spectacular on Kauai, this was the best of the past few weeks |
What can tourists do during the inclement weather? I see them every Monday during my weekly sojourns to Costco whenever the weather is bad. They
are the ones walking around with the empty shopping carts sampling all the free grindz multiple times. Some will go on a hike in the rainy weather and realize it wasn't a great idea and wind up calling search and rescue to help get them out of a scary situation, costing us taxpayers thousands. After that they can unwind at one of the many food trucks which don't have any restrooms and therefore many visitors wind up catching a dreaded disease.
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| Still cant beat Costco rotisserie chickens, only $4.99 and they are the size of small turkeys! Broke da mout! |
The truth behind all the rough weather and the reason for it according to MSNBC, is Donald Trump.(sic) When the President was asked if this was true and if he was liable, he just yelled, "FAKE NEWS," and reiterated that he actually enjoys "Stormy" days and mentioned global warming was a hoax, to which his supporters all agreed!
The President is said to have been seen talking with the Lord himself concerning the weather. Attorney General Jeff Sessions has recused himself form any
questions concerning the weather. He has appointed a special council consisting of NBC's meteorologists, Al Roker and Williard Scott to see what is truly behind this inclement weather and to see if the President was actually seen speaking to the Lord himself wishing bad weather upon Hawaii ---since Hawaii's Attorney general Douglas Chin threatened Trump's immigration ban?
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| Visitors have missed out on the best part of our island the past few months, exotic sunrises have been missing due to the inclement weather |
President Trump reassures every disappointed visitor to Hawaii they can still go home with
Let's make life great again by having a sense of humor and not being so politically correct and serious all the time! Did some one say 'Stormy' (Daniels) days ahead? Hoping the weather clears?
P.S.
An Atheist Professor tries to prove there is no God
An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying,"Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." He got down to the last couple of minutes and a Marine just released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform. The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine replied, "God was busy; He sent me."
Hana Hou, (Encore)
