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Sunday, January 1, 2012

"You have brains in your head..." 'Obama Da Dog'

Obama Da Dog wishes everyone a Happy whatever!
I would like to quote a doctor friend of mine from  my childhood years,
"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. You are the guy who'll decide where to go." - Dr. Seuss 
  With this said I would like the quote the following from An Islamic cleric in Europe,"  Women should avoid bananas, cucumbers, zucchini and other phallic fruits and vegetables. They may arouse sexual thoughts and that would be horrible." If woman wish to consume these items a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their father or husband should cut the items into small pieces and serve."
My doctor friend might  say to this if he were still alive, "I sat by the lake I looked at the sky and as I looked a fly went by," then an Islamic cleric might get upset with the mention of 'fly,' since fly refers to zipper and a zipper is where your pee pee goes... My people might say to this, 'Oy Vey, Good day...'
To reference this craziness for real, go to; http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/12/islamic-cleric-bans-women-from-handling-bananas-cucumbers-other-phallic-produce/  

Encore, Hana Hou, check out this You-Tube about da night before X-mas...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8V0vIUilk0
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