Human Body.
The 6Th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class,
'Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?'
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said,
'You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going
to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the Principal, who will then
fire you!'
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again,
'Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?'
Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, 'Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!' The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
'Anybody?'
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,
'The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the
pupil of the eye.'
Mrs. Parks said, 'Very good, Billy,' then turned to Mary and continued.
'As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
One, you have a dirty mind.
Two, you didn't read your homework.
And three, one day when you get married you are going to be very, very disappointed.'
Encore; You-tube from Uncle Chester"Unc" Lau,"Look at yourself..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc4HGQHgeFE&feature=player_embedded
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11 comments:
'Amy Kamakeeaina Bird' said via facebook about Unc's youtube;"His message touches my heart. Mahalo James for sharing w/ all of us. Many need to know that they are loved, and that they are special and someone important.
yea, it's a beautiful video...
Gideon Markowitz said via facebook about Unc's youtube;"Sure is..."
Douglas Dun said via facebook concerning "unc's" Youtube;"Definitely had to share!
Mahalo nui loa James Kimo Rosen!"
This was actually emailed to me earlier today by my good friend Chester Laua, that we all call "Unc." "Unc" is a regular guest-blogger on my blog dakinetalk!
Douglas Dunn, Irina Briksa and Gideon Markowitz checked like to this Youtube along with me!
Douglas Dunn said via facebook concerniong the human body joke;"I dunno if that is the BIGGEST size increase from stimulation. My funny bone expanded 11 times its original size with this stimulating bit of anatomical insight! LMAO! ROTFL!"
Yea, I thought it was pretty funny too, I hope it didn't offend anyone...
Harmony said via face-book;" concerning da joke-"If it offended anyone, the part of their body that needs to expand is their mind!"
Judith Whitesaid said via facebook concerning "Unc's" Youtube;"amazing....."
Kamakeeaina Bird saaid via facebook concerning "Unc's" Youtube;" "Unc", I shall have to keep tabs on him, Mahalo Nui Loa, James"
Douglas Dunn said via facebook concerning "Unc's" youtube;"For everyone who has a bad day, or thinks negative, or thinks their life is tough and asks, "WHY ME?"....
If you think of what you CAN'T do instead of what you CAN DO ...
Watch this short video that already has 31 MILLION hits and then put a smile on your face, a smile in your heart, and understand there is NOTHING that you "can't do".
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