"Portuguese Sausage..." 'Source; truthbook.com' (Aloha Friday)

Hawai'i humor is muti-ethnic, many times the Portuguese (Portugee) are the blunt of local humor... Michael Herr  our regular scheduled Aloha  Friday guest-blogger is on vacation and will return in two weeks!

Portuguese Sausage

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
So, the customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Portuguese sausage?"
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Portuguese?"

The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?'

If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably wouldn't!"

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Portuguese is it  because I asked for Portuguese sausage?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

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