The Italian man said, 'Last week my wife and I had great sex when I rubbed her body all over with olive oil and we made passionate love and she screamed for five full minutes at the end."
The Frenchman boasted, 'Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter and made passionate love and she screamed for fifteen minutes.'
The Jewish man said, well last week my wife and I also had sex and I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat) and we made love and she screamed for over six hours.
The other two were stunned and the amazed Frenchman asked, 'What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?'
The Jewish man said, 'I wiped my hands on the bedspread.
"Stop wars, Jews to love Arabs,Protestants to love Catholics.Hindus to love Muslims & WAR MACHINES WILL GO BELLY UP !!! WE HOPE!!!!" Chester "Unc" Lau
The Miss Universe Pageant is obviously rigged. The winner is always from Earth.