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Thursday, September 19, 2013

"Fund raiser to thank president L.Putin..."" GOLF SIGN ..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)


Dakinetalks favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
Unc talks About Obama, Putin and Syria along with  the subliminal meaning of a sign at the Golf course.
"Unc" is a retired cinematographer currently living 
on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu & giving the politicians a bad time...

Unc 's view on Syria,"Fund raiser to thank president L.Putin for saving Obama's presidency on Syria‏"

Shalom Rabbi Kimo and all who read this most excellent 10 star blog,

We need a fund raiser to thank president L.Putin of Russia for 
saving OBama's presidency on Syria.

I propose that all patriotic Americans can breath a sign of relief & donate three cents a week to THE 3 CENTS A WEEK GANG to send month old kimchees weekly to thank president L.Putin of Russia for saving the Obama presidency .Da 3 cent donation be divided by 3 entities,1 cent to buy the kimchee for Putin,1 cent each to Obama da Dog & Unc 
C for service charge to send weekly delicacies to pres.Putin for Peace 
mongering on Syria,unusual for war drum beaters,but US tax payers &our tired military appreciate that,Iraq & Afghan wars are still bleeding the US tax payers & our tired military !!!

Unc
P.S.  Kimchee explained;
Kimchee explained :  Kimchees are a North & South Korean delicacy consisted of  a white cabbage soaked in Garlic,salt & water and let it ferment until the smell can over come an one ton nuclear bomb.the longer one ages them the stronger the smell,similar to Limburger cheese but much stronger. It's a national treasure Koreans kept in large urns out doors in every home ,must be out door for obvious reason except in North Korea,their urns are empty.

P.S.S.
GOLF SIGN ..
This is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland
  
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 
4, STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 
5. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 
6. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 
7. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 
8. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. 
9. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. 
10. WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE,
AND TEE OFF.


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2 comments:

Chester "Unc" Lau said...

Sorry,L.Putin should be Vladimir Putin,Happy Kimche day President Vladimir Pudding ,your Nobel Peace prize should be coming shortly from pres.Obama.mahalo from a U.S.tax payer & Korean war veteran who knew that WAR IS HELL !!!

KimoRosen said...

got it! Mahalo Unc!