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Tuesday, January 12, 2016

"Oy Vey, No Justice..!" 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
"Unc"  is really passionate about creating a national Caregivers day.
Any help , support or ideas would be greatly appreciated...
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 
He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...
"I am PRO-CHOICE ON EVERYTHING WITH RESPONSIBILITY..."


Oy Vey, No Justice

There was a man who lives on Kauai who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tanned all over except his 'thing.' So, he decided to do something about it. 

He went to the beach across the COCO PALMS HOTEL , completely undressed himself and buried in the sand, except for his 'thing,' which he left sticking out. 


Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the 'thing' sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world."  

The other lady asked what she meant. 

"Well," said the old lady,

"When I was 20, I was curious about it. 

When I was 30, I enjoyed it. 
When I was 40, I asked for it. 
When I was 50, I paid for it. 
When I was 60, I prayed for it. 
When I was 70, I forgot about it. 

Now I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I'm too old to squat ! "  




P.S.
Check out this must see Youtube on a world famous dentist:
http://www.ba-bamail.com/video.aspx?emailid=18539

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1 comment:

Rick Comstock said...

Good one Chester.....