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Thursday, October 17, 2013

"Where to meet to eat..." 'Marvin Gross' (Source)

Marvin Gross is a Financial consultant currently residing in Western N.Y.
Today Marvin shares a story about  the dilemma of deciding a place to eat...
enjoy!

Where to meet to eat

A group of 15 year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald's next to Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because they only had six dollars among them, they could ride their bikes there and Jennie Webster, that cute girl in Social Studies, lives on the same street and they might see her.

Ten years later, the group of now 25 year old guys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the beer was cheap, the bar had free snacks, the house band was good, there was no cover charge and there were lot of cute girls.

Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was decided they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the booze was good, it was near their gym and, if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.

Ten years later, at 45, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the martinis were big and the waitresses wore tight pants.

Ten years later, now 55, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the prices were reasonable, they have a nice wine list and fish is good for your cholesterol.

Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the once again group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the lighting was good and they have an early bird special.

Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped accessible.

Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because they had never been there before.
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Wednesday, October 16, 2013

"Power Outage..." ' Debbie Eayrs' ( Source)




Guest-blogger Debbie Eayrs co-owner of Eayrs plumbing and heating from Homer, Alaska
 is the source of   of this power outage...Enjoy! ;D)


Power Outage

Last week we had a power outage and my PC, TV and games console shut down immediately.

It was raining (pouring, actually). I couldn't go to the gym, play golf, pickleball– nothing – so I sat down and talked to my wife for about an hour and a half.

She seems like a nice person.

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Tuesday, October 15, 2013

"No 'mo. Ain't Bettejo no mo..." 'Bettejo Dux' (Classic Wednesday)


Bettejo Dux has lived  on the Cosmic island  Garden Island
of Kaua'i over 30 years. She is a weekly columnist in the local
newspaper (The Garden Island News) and is a published author
of the Novella "The Scam." Order your copies below.

www.bettejodux.com

No 'mo. Ain't Bettejo no mo.

How in the he**

Can the gov'ment tell

I ain't Bettejo no mo'?

I take Mondays off. Don't do Saturday or Sunday go- to- meeting - day- I'm a non believer, as you know-but I do need a day off . Monday's my day.

Rise  with the sun. it seeps through my skylight-I sleep under a romantic canopied mosquito net tent and my jungle house lights up about 6AM. I'm usually up at 4AM. Love to watch my house wake up. It's an indoor/outdoor organic life- filled house. As much outdoor as indoor. Fragrant. Soft to touch.

On Mondays I feed my hungry, noisy zoo. Whinnies. Barks. Parrot screeches.  Meows. Then have a cup of green tea and a box of seaweed which I share with my grown up puppy, Boots, who snuggles in luxury on a faux fur throw on one of two large couches in the doggie room. That room glows Camelot pink even on the grayest day.

Finished with breakfast I soak in a hot bubbly and dress up. I mean really dress up. Clothes, real shoes, Shaiimar.  The works. Tuesday through Sunday I wear sweats and boots and a broom and a rake.

I unveil my Toyota and saunter off. Feed the swans at the Hyatt. Shop in Koloa or roll off to Lihue. This was to be a big city day. I would meet my friend and Editor, Kimo, for lunch, trot down to the Art Gallery and admire 'The Essence of Bettejo' a  portrait  by my friend, the artist, Carol Ann Davis.

I'd also pop into the DMV to renew my driver's license, which was about to expire. I love the guys in the DMV. The light's a little dim, but my eyes adjust.

I stand in a short line, approach the clerk. Find I need a birth certificate, marriage license-two-one from a long ago marriage I prefer to forget. To make a long story short: I then discover I can't get the needed documents because I don't have a driver's license. It expired, remember? That's why I needed to renew it. Passport?  I needed an ID to get one. An identity card? I needed an ID-which I didn't have- to  get an ID.

What?

Visited the Gov's office. Darling secretary. No answer to the quandary. Missed my lunch. Drove home , shaken, with no identity. Well, Costco knew me. Macy's knew me. Even Debbie Orsatelli  at BOH knew me.

Would my chef's hat know me? Or crumple? Would my shillelagh bark me in the shins? Would my Vitamix  bite? How' 'bout my animals?

Had a space alien jumped in my body overnight? Couldn't it have  found a younger, prettier, smarter body to possess? Lots of them.  Lost. Scared. I was driving without a license.

As It turned out everybody knew me. Nobody bit me, hit me, dissolved on my head.

Even Boots knew me. My dogie's smarter than the government.

Uncle Sam? You're a royal pain in the three- letter- word.

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Sunday, October 13, 2013

"You 'Talkin' To Me..?" 'James "Kimo" Rosen'

People have stopped talking to me, just like family!
You 'Talkin' To Me

The Garden Island news gave me carte blanche to write about the things that interest me and the things we hope people will enjoy reading. You don't  have to agree with me to enjoy my column, and you don't have to dissect every word and take me so serious. I am trying to be witty, satirical and funny and in the end ,make  a point. This is my attempt at trying to be like my mentor satirist columnists Andy Rooney and Art Buchwald.

My first column in the Garden Island news on 09--23-13,  "Breaking bad and writing bad, it's all good," created quite a buzz .
http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/breaking-bad-and-writing-bad-it-s-all-good/article_70752efc-2409-11e3-a7a8-001a4bcf887a.html
 All I need to is open my mouth and say Aloha and it will upset some?"I swear it's like people are poised to pounce on me as soon as anything penned with my name is published.. There are also many that actually agree and like what I have to say, however that would be no fun to write about.

There is a classic line form the movie "Taxi driver," with Robert Deniro looking at himself in a mirror, he say's,"You talkin' to me?" "You talkin' to me?" "You talkin' to me?" "Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to..?" I  find myself doing the same since so many people have quit talking to me, that I find myself either talking to myself or my dog, the two souls who always listen to me.

Many  people no longer talk to me  and others have even requested that I do not enter  their place of  business since they may have dis-agreed with an article or letter to the editor I wrote in the past. I see people I don't know glaring at me on regular basis. I find out it's because they may heard I supported a ferry system business on Hawaii, or that I am in support of GMO's. 

Many have either quit talking to me and give me the silent treatment and stink eye or spread vicious rumors that are hard to defend because everyone loves to gossip, just like family.

Living in a sleepy town where most don’t accept phone calls after 9 p.m. and if you dare call someone at 9:05 p.m., they will answer and go off on you on why you called so late, just like family.

The other great thing about an isolated island and small town is people know things about you before you do, just like family.

I use to take offense at the lack of aloha I experienced  until I realized most people were treating me just like family.

People can no longer tolerate others that don't think the same as them,sound familiar?  Religion comes to my mind.

I always  find it ironic  that people "unfriend" others on Facebook because one expresses  opinions that may differ from their's

I have found that the Aloha spirit here, for some, lasts only as long as you agree with them."

Welcome to paradise where everyone is treated just like family, or should I say ‘ohana? You talkin to me?

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Saturday, October 12, 2013

"Time to get inspired..." 'Judith Whitehead' (Inspiration Sunday)

Judith Whitehead  lives in Amherst, N.Y. and has
worked in the ophthalmology field of medicine for
over 30 years. Today she talks about time to get inspired.
Enjoy!

Time to get inspired

Two or three times a year I try and attend a seminar in my profession; today not only did I attend but also was one of the lecturers.  

It’s always great to get inspired by others, meet with my fellow workers in the field and learn new things.  Seminars are a way to relax, recharge and renew and always enjoy a nice lunch provided, this year at the Marriott Hotel.  

Week after week we go to work sometimes like drones; everyone needs a break in the monotony no matter how much you enjoy your job.  Now I’m ready for Monday with new ideas for work.   

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Thursday, October 10, 2013

"The Irony of The TV Business..." 'Obama Da Dog'

Obama Da Dog blogs about the irony of the TV Industry...

The Irony of The TV Business

One of the greatest drama series on cable,"Breaking Bad"  recently aired their series grand finale. The TV show had become more and more popular every year for the last five years of  it's reign. The last episode  had over 10 million viewers, for cable those are Superbowl  type ratings.

I find it ironic that many  television shows end at their peek  of popularity. It seems if they're doing so well, employing many people and making money, why end the series?

Imagine in business after reaching your pinnacle of  sales you just decide to go out of business? Imagine Hershey chocolate deciding to quit business when sales are at a record high? Imagine any company that's peaking financially deciding to quit?

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Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Ten Things That Will Disappear In Our Lifetime..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)

Dakinetalks favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
 talks  about  many things we now know will soon be no more.
"Unc" is a retired cinematographer currently living 
on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu & giving the politicians a bad time...

Ten Things That Will Disappear In Our Lifetime

More scary than humorous!

Ten Things That Will Disappear In Our Lifetime This is USA oriented, but Canada & the rest will not be far behind..
Whether these changes are good or bad depends in part on how we adapt to them. But, ready or not, here they come.

1. The Post Office
Get ready to imagine a world without the post office. They are so deeply in financial trouble that there is probably
no way to sustain it long term. Email, Fed Ex, and UPS have just about wiped out the minimum revenue needed to keep the post office alive. Most of your mail every day is junk mail and bills.

2. The Cheque
Britain is already laying the groundwork to do away with cheque by 2018. It costs the financial system billions
of dollars a year to process cheques. Plastic cards and online transactions will lead to the eventual demise of the
cheque. This plays right into the death of the post office. If you never paid your bills by mail and never received
them by mail, the post office would absolutely go out of business.

3. The Newspaper
The younger generation simply doesn't read the newspaper. They certainly don't subscribe to a daily
delivered print edition. That may go the way of the milkman and the laundry man. As for reading
the paper online, get ready to pay for it. The rise in mobile Internet devices and e-readers has
caused all the newspaper and magazine publishers to form an alliance. They have met with Apple,
Amazon, and the major cell phone companies to develop a model for paid subscription services.

4. The Book
You say you will never give up the physical book that you hold in your hand and turn the literal pages.
I said the same thing about downloading music from iTunes. I wanted my hard copy CD.
But I quickly changed my mind when I discovered that I could get albums for half the price
without ever leaving home to get the latest music. The same thing will happen with books.
You can browse a bookstore online and even read a preview chapter before you buy.
And the price is less than half that of a real book. And think of the convenience!
Once you start flicking your fingers on the screen instead of the book, you find that you are lost in the story,
can't wait to see what happens next, and you forget that you're holding a gadget instead of a book.

5. The Land Line Telephone
Unless you have a large family and make a lot of local calls, you don't need it anymore.
Most people keep it simply because they've always had it. But you are paying double charges
for that extra service. All the cell phone companies will let you call customers using
the same cell provider for no charge against your minutes

6. Music
This is one of the saddest parts of the change story. The music industry is dying a slow death.
Not just because of illegal downloading. It's the lack of innovative new music being given a chance
to get to the people who would like to hear it. Greed and corruption is the problem.
The record labels and the radio conglomerates are simply self-destructing.
Over 40% of the music purchased today is "catalogue items," meaning traditional music that
the public is familiar with. Older established artists. This is also true on the live concert circuit.
To explore this fascinating and disturbing topic further, check out the book,
"Appetite for Self-Destruction" by Steve Knopper, and the video documentary, "Before the Music Dies."

7. Television
Revenues to the networks are down dramatically. Not just because of the economy. People are watching TV
and movies streamed from their computers. And they're playing games and doing lots of other things that take
up the time that used to be spent watching TV. Prime time shows have degenerated down to lower than the
lowest common denominator. Cable rates are skyrocketing and commercials run about every 4 minutes and 30 seconds.
I say good riddance to most of it. It's time for the cable companies to be put out of our misery.
Let the people choose what they want to watch online and through Netflix.

8. The "Things" That You Own
Many of the very possessions that we used to own are still in our lives, but we may not actually own
them in the future. They may simply reside in "the cloud." Today your computer has a hard drive and you
store your pictures, music, movies, and documents. Your software is on a CD or DVD, and you can always
re-install it if need be. But all of that is changing. Apple, Microsoft, and Google are all finishing up
their latest "cloud services." That means that when you turn on a computer, the Internet will be
built into the operating system. So, Windows, Google, and the Mac OS will be tied straight into the Internet.
If you click an icon, it will open something in the Internet cloud. If you save something, it will be saved to the
cloud. And you may pay a monthly subscription fee to the cloud provider. In this virtual world, you can access
your music or your books, or your whatever from any laptop or handheld device. That's the good news. But,
will you actually own any of this "stuff" or will it all be able to disappear at any moment in a big "Poof?"
Will most of the things in our lives be disposable and whimsical? It makes you want to run to the closet and
pull out that photo album, grab a book from the shelf, or open up a CD case and pull out the insert.

9. Joined Handwriting
Already gone in some schools who no longer teach "joined handwriting" because nearly everything is done now on
computers or keyboards of some type (pun not intended)

10. Privacy
If there ever was a concept that we can look back on nostalgically, it would be privacy. That's gone. It's
been gone for a long time anyway.. There are cameras on the street, in most of the buildings, and even built
into your computer and cell phone. But you can be sure that 24/7, "They" know who you are and where you are,
right down to the GPS coordinates, and the Google Street View. If you buy something, your habit is put into a
zillion profiles, and your ads will change to reflect those habits. "They" will try to get you to buy something else. Again and again.
All we will have left that can't be changed are "Memories".

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Phallic Traffic Barriers Offend Some Scott Township, Penn., Residents But Town Unlikely To Remove The Concrete Posts

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Maybe the residents of Scott Township, Penn., should look on the place as a tourist attarction.
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/phallic-traffic-barriers-offend-some-scott-township-penn-residents-town-unlikely-remove?