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Wednesday, October 19, 2011

"Redemption of the first born Donkey..." 'James "Kimo" Rosen


For the first time in the state of Hawaii the Jewish religious ceremony of the Redemption of the first born Donkey, (Peter Chamor) Exodus 13:13 was performed on the Garden Island of Kauai....Also to be noted this ceremony is "Rarely performed anywhere!"

 

A sheep is required as part of the ritual along with a high priest called a Kohen Gadol (Priest) pictured on the far right. The ceremony took place 10-18-11...In Kapahi Hawaii. (

 When my Rabbi recently invited me to a religious ceremony called 'Peter Hamor,' I googled it for more information, I found  Peter Hamor  to be a mountain climber who  summited  Mt. Everest on May 19Th, 1998. He has since successfully completed the 7 summits...
Ironically it is also a Judaic religious ceremony involving a donkey, Ironic because the name of the ceremony has the same name as a famous mountain climber, since donkeys are also great climbers.
On Tuesday October 18Th at approximately 5:00 P.M. Hawaiian time the first ever in Hawaii, Redemption of the first born donkey (Peter Chamor) was celebrated on the Garden island of Kaua'i.
 The question then remains who is Peter Chamor? According to the website 'Ask Moses' the answer lies below
 "A. Nobody. He doesn't exist. It’s PEH-ter chah-MORE, Hebrew for “initiation of the donkey”—a Mitzvah, not a person."
 "B. Peter Chamor is to first-born donkeys what Pidyon Haben is to first-born Jews. If the owner disowns ‘em, they go to the Temple. If he wants ‘em, he gives the Temple a sheep or goat instead. Positive Mitzvah #81."
 "C. Before “holy cow!” there was “holy donkey!” This mitzvah distinguishes donkeys to pay tribute to their critical pack-animal role in the Egyptian Exodus."

How do I redeem my donkey?
 "1. Qualifying Criteria
Donkey must be the first born to Mr. and Mrs. Donkey. He must be male. He must be born naturally. He must belong to the Democratic Party. Just kidding. Owner must be an Israelite—Kohanim and Levites are exempt."
"2. Hand it Over
Today, the kohen serves as donkey collector in the Temple’s stead. Give him a sheep or goat (as long as it’s not dead, slaughtered or Caesarian-born), and Donkey’s yours to keep."
 "3. Make a Statement
A special blessing is recited when the exchange animal is designated, even if it hasn't yet been given to the kohen."
Judaism is a hard religion to understand especially if your not Jewish, even if you are Jewish it's difficult to comprehend certain things, but we do these things out of obedience to G-d.
First off, there is a ceremony called a bris, where a baby Jewish boy is circumcised in front of a crowd of friends and relatives, it's a big deal on the eighth day of the boy's life his foreskin is  removed from his penis  with many onlookers, with no anesthesia except Mogan David wine.

Now fast forward 55 years after my bris I finally hear of a ceremony called 'Peter Chamor,' (Redemption of the first born donkey.) At first  I though it was a baaaaaaaaaad(sic) joke,(please google it) however it is described in the old testament in Exodus 13:13 (And every firstling of a donkey you shall redeem with a lamb; and if you will not redeem it, then you shall break its neck: and all the firstborn of man among your children shall you redeem.)
 No necks were broken, although I am sure it was in there symbolically. When do we interrupt  literally and when do we interpret symbolically? That is a question all religions ask of themselves?

  I guess my religion is a little crazy,(aren't they all?) first with having onlookers watching  the removal of foreskins and then everyone making a  big fuss over an ass... Whether it's your ass or my ass who said religion can't be fun?

For an encore or as they say in Hawaii for the 'Hana Hou' I could not resist one little joke;

Q: What happens when your carrying a donkey and you chuckle so hard you drop him?
A: You're laughing your ass off.


Check out the 27 second You-Tube video of this even at;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX-uF6AHPUU



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12 comments:

James "kimo" Rosen said...

no this is not a circumcism but a real orthodox Jewish ceremony called Redemption of the first born donkey. A Kohen Gadol needs to be present...

Davis "3-D" Danizier said...

via facebook;"I always love to learn about others' religious and cultural celebrations! Thanks for sharing!"

Michael Herr said...

via Facebook:" Oh, if it was only called something other than Redemption of the First Born Donkey . . . . I'm hurting myself holding in the jokes you could make from this. Political jokes using this? Endless and priceless."

James "kimo" Rosen said...

Michael, Please tell me the jokes, Ass jokes are funny!

Douglas Dunn said...

via facebok;"Fascinating! Enjoyed the video.
Love to learn about different traditions!

The Garden Island continues to expand the fullness of its natural and cultural treasures."

James "kimo" Rosen said...

I thought there was going to be a flurry of ass jokes?

Anonymous said...

Q: How do you compliment a donkey?
A: "Hey, nice ass..!

James "Kimo" Rosen said...

Q: What happens when you buy a mini-donkey?
A: Your getting a little ass!

Anonymous said...

GRANDPA'S DONKEY

"An old man and a little boy on a donkey were on their way into town. They passed by a group of people who said, "What a shame for that old man to be walking while that perfectly able-bodied boy rides that donkey."

So the boy got off the donkey and the old man got on. They later passed by some more people who said," Why should that little boy have to walk when they have a donkey to ride on.

So the little boy got on the donkey and they both rode it. After a while, they passed some more people. They overheard the people say, "That poor donkey must be wore out from carrying both of them."

So the little boy and old man picked up the donkey and started to carry it. They were carrying the donkey across a bridge. The weight of the donkey became just too unbearable and slipped from their grasp and went over the side of the bridge into the water and drowned.

The moral of the story is- If You Try To Please Everyone You'll Eventually Lose Your ASS!"

James "Kimo" Rosen said...

James Kimo Rosen ok, ok, this is my last one, but I saves da best for last...."THE PASTOR'S RACING DONKEY

the-pastor-and-his-donkey-joke
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
Again, and it won.

Again, The local paper read:
PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor
Not to enter the donkey in another race..

The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid
Of the Donkey..

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby Convent..

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted!
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she
Sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the papers read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the

Donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the Next day.

MORAL FROM TODAY’S LESSON:

Being concerned about public opinion can
Bring you much grief and misery. It can even shorten your life …
… So be yourself and enjoy life to the fullest."
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Douglas Dunn said...

via facebook;"Ass jokes?
I was more concerned about Donkeys and Democrats!
(The party symbols were concocted in the late 1800's by political cartoonist Thomas Nast, a strong Republican supporter, who was essentially calling Democrats "asses."

I'd say the Dems have done a good job of turning that lemon into lemonade."

James "kimo" Rosen said...

"and heres da rest of da story....."
"The Question:
What is the origin of the donkey and elephant as the symbols of the Democratic and Republican parties in America?

The Answer:
The Donkey— Presidential candidate Andrew Jackson was the first Democrat ever to be associated with the donkey symbol. His opponents during the election of 1828 tried to label him a "jackass" for his populist beliefs and slogan, "Let the people rule." Jackson was entertained by the notion and ended up using it to his advantage on his campaign posters.

But cartoonist Thomas Nast is credited with making the donkey the recognized symbol of the Democratic Party. It first appeared in a cartoon in Harper's Weekly in 1870, and was supposed to represent an anti-Civil War faction. But the public was immediately taken by it and by 1880 it had already become the unofficial symbol of the party.

The Elephant— Political cartoonist Thomas Nast was also responsible for the Republican Party elephant. In a cartoon that appeared in Harper's Weekly in 1874, Nast drew a donkey clothed in lion's skin, scaring away all the animals at the zoo. One of those animals, the elephant, was labeled "The Republican Vote." That's all it took for the elephant to become associated with the Republican Party."