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Wednesday, February 29, 2012

"Talking dog for sale!" 'Marvin Gross' (Source)

Marvin Gross a financial advisor from Western N.Y. shared this interesting story of the talking dog with us, Mahalo Nui Loa Marvin!
A guy is driving around Oklahoma and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a damn liar. He never did any of that stuff."

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Anonymous said...

Douglas Dunn said via facebook;"Yeah, I hear that talking dog was a real deal!
Mitt Romney finally bought him.
Thought it would be a good campaign gimmick.
Then Romney made the dog ride on top of his car.
Even after he got sick.

After that, the dog stopped talking."

KimoRosen said...

Actually this dog drives too, and although it's true that Mitt bought him, the dog decided to tie Mitt to the "roof roof" of his car! :D)

Anonymous said...

"Unc" said via facebook;"Here is my $10,I am buying this talking dog to teach Lady Obama how to surf the Internet & bomb Mitt Who ? with week old Kimchi for un American activities..."