An old Republican guy walks into the barbershop for shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a golf ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his mouth to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed the golf ball.
The barber replied, "You could just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does."
Hana Hou, (Encore) An "Unc" Original Quote...
"Live life to the fullest every day..."
"Live life to the fullest every day,EAT Desserts First !!!"
"For every day you live is a day closer to your demise !!!"
For World Peace,Keep religion out of politics.