Happy new Year to all. My dog Obama the day she adopted me. Aloha, Check out my column in today's Kaua'i Garden Island news; "You sure look..."If you like it please click on recommend on the top right or bottom of page. The link is below. Enjoy! Happy New Year!Hauli Makhiki Hou! James "Kimo" Rosen P.S,. My title was, "You sure like healthy," they changed it to plump? Who do you think had better title? http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/guest/you-sure-look-plump/article_b3e7712c-7107-11e3-bc89-0019bb2963f4.html P.S. I am OK, this column is tongue-n-cheek! |
"You sure look healthy" can mean many things. It might mean it looks like you've been working out,doing yoga, swimming,hiking, biking, playing basketball, football and baseball or even running marathons and triathlons. It might imply you've been eating right, or that mentally you have your act together.
I thought I was getting compliments from the few friends and neighbors that still speak to me. They were saying, "you sure look healthy!" I took it as a compliment, although I really don't feel that healthy. Then I realized they were trying to tell me in a polite way, wow you sure have gained a lot of weight, you look fat . What happened?
Many people including myself seem to gain weight during the holiday season and winter months. There are shorter days, parties and free samples in the stores. Friends and family will send expensive fruit cakes, cookies and alcoholic beverages as gifts which contain mega calories. Not being as active will also lead to added pounds. Winter time also brings on healthy appetites which all contribute to tight shirts and larger belts. I like to use the excuse that the dryer must be shrinking my clothes, however the scale and camera phone selfies don't lie.
Friends will give that same compliment to my dog, "boy your dog sure looks healthy!" I was always so happy and proud when people would say that. I thought they were telling me subliminally that I really take good care of my dog. I take pride in my dog and my dog is my best friend. When someone compliments my dog and says your dog sure looks healthy,I become a beaming proud dad.To my disappointment, just as with myself, they were telling me your dog looks pleasingly plump and fat, what happened?
I will tell you what happened, we both like to eat and although I never intended to spoil my dog with human food I just can't resist feeding her what I eat, especially when those innocent eyes are staring straight into my soul the whole while I eat .
I always feel uneasy during the holidays when people that normally aren't nice, are all of the sudden nice and saying things like, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy new Year and my obvious favorite "you sure look healthy." I am thrilled the holidays are over and people can get back to being their normal selfish selves.
...And now with a new year upon us, I plan on shedding a few pounds. Hopefully next time someone says, "you sure look healthy," it's because I'm strutting a new six pack, and I'm not talking about Budweiser, but then again maybe I am?
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http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/guest/you-sure-look-plump/article_b3e7712c-7107-11e3-bc89-0019bb2963f4.html
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"I would have used the title "For Healthy, read Plump"
Mahalo Mike,
That is a good title, however i think the word plump gives out the punch line before people read it? Doesn't rally matte, I just got back from the pedestrian trail and some stranger on a bike bleeps out, "You sure look healthy!"
via email; "And your reply? "Up yours, Mate"?
LOL! Actually I just smiled...
via email,"I like your title better, theirs sort of spoil the 'surprise'.
I'm too healthy, time to get out and walk {but oh my stars its COLD out there!}"
Fun read, but yeah, their 'plump' is totally out of flow with the way your article was weaved. Someone made a bad decision.
Same article as my column, with a different title, Happy New Year, You Sure Look healthy! Which headline do you like more, You sure look healthy or You sure look plump?
Awwww... Baby Obama! ... My dad is convinced this one was about him, since he commented on Obama's "healthy" weight recently...
Obama as a pup?
Ami, your dad is right, it's about him and 10 others! ;D) and Tom , yes Obama 5 years ago as a pup!
Haha...saying healthy is the worst! Why even say anything? My girlfriends and I recently had this discussion about the "you're looking healthy" comment...lol
I guess it's better to look healthy than look unhealthy! ;D)
I love looking healthy
Thelema, I agree! ;D)
Very nice article. Lots of truth in the holiday spirt. Never mattered much when I was younger and my metabolism let me eat and drink to heart's content. No more!
Tommy,same here, when i was in my early 20's, i could eat a whole pizza before going to bed and only weighed 135 lbs....
I remember that pup!
Pete, you talking about me or the dog?
I remember both those pups!
Awwww Happy New Year to you both! Many Blessing for 2014!
Karen and everyone on this thread Haouli Makahiki Hou! (Happy New Year!)
Happy New Year, James.
Happy new year Rick!
Isn't that the truth! Enjoyed your story, got a few laughs. Spot on journalism!
Happy new year and Mahalo D- Did u read my Channeling Andy Rooney article i sent you?
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