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Sunday, December 22, 2013

"HAVE A COOL YULE..." ' Bettejo Dux' (Monday in instead of Wednesday)

Bettejo Dux has lived on the cosmic garden island of Kaua'i
for over 40 years. Bettejo is a weekly columnist in the world's
greatest newspaper , "The Garden Island news."
She is also the author of the famed Novella , "The Scam."
The big news, Bettejo's second Novella will be available to the public
in early 2014. Her new Novella is titled,
"Children of the Extinction

 "Bettejo kisses Kimo Rosen under the yule, Happy Holidays!


I’m going to take out after this ancient winter festival with a different approach. It ends, you know, the first of January. 2014. Can you believe this?

Instead,  let’s think turkey, Turkey. No matter what, we seem to have eaten so much we’ll either gobble or lay an egg , then we  get stuck with a roasted carcass and slices and globs of left over meat hanging from the bones. It ain't exactly pretty and it ain't exactly appetizing; so, let’s make it so. And make it so we can spread it around for weeks, instead of trying to gulp it down in a few swell swoopy days.

Broth! That’s the ticket. I’m not a very good cook, even with my sturdy Vit-a-Mix and stalwart floppy chef’s hat, but I am a Scot and- boy- oh- boy-do I  love  pinching pennies.

Here we go. Manhandle that old bird and scrape as much meat as possible off the bones. Store these bit and pieces of Yule flotsam and jetsam in containers. If you’ve a Scottish mind, left over plastic containers of  Yule goodies dragged home  from a cool gourmet counter at the super get stuffed  in the freezer.

Now, dump all those old bones in a plastic zip lock bag and beat them to death with a hammer. Yeah. Break them bones. You can really get into this smashing frenzy if you want. Make believe it’s your nasty second or third cousin who made a scene and nearly ruined the day. Bang. Bang. Bang.   Remember not to invite him next year.

Toss this flotsam  in a pot-some salt and vinegar,too- and simmer for three hours. The broken bones and vinegar draws out the calcium in the bones. At the end of three hours let it cool, leave pieces of jetsom-if you want-and store this rich broth in plastic containers. I use shaken clean plastic orange juice bottles. Store these in the freezer as well. The number will depend on how much water you use.

Smush these  leftover bones and feed them to the cats. Probably not too good for dogs, they can choke on a sliver.

Now you’re set  for maybe a month. Ain’t wasted one drop.The French make the most delicious soup in all the world. They keep a pot of this brew simmering on the stove and add to it as desired. Who can do that today with the high cost of power? Refrigerators are always going.

You can use this stock to make Frenchlicious potions. As liquid in eggs when you’re cooking fritatas or omelets. Anytime you need a liquid in a

dinner recipe.Mashed potatoes. Liquid to vegetables when you’re boiling them. Be sure and save it, it should be rich in vitamins and minerals.

The turkey meat chunks can be disguised in salads, dressings-toss them in the blender or faithful Vit-a-Mix- and enjoy. Enjoy. You’ll fool your family. Yourself. Nobody’s gonna say gobble gobble gobble damn turkey again.

Enjoy a Cool Yule all the way into a Happy New Year.


It's damn funny when a WIFE thinks she is PUNISHING her HUSBAND by not TALKING to him for a FEW DAYZ...!!
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Chester "Unc" Lau said...

concerning the photo of Bettejo kissing Kimo

" me too:-)"

KimoRosen said...

unc, read da blog!

KimoRosen said...

Unc, When Bettejo visits Honolulu next time, I will arrange a meeting... ;D)

Ami Thea said...

Nice to see you today kimo! Sorry my dog got nervous

KimoRosen said...

Obama had a great time, Obama thought Abby was just a little shy... ;D)

KimoRosen said...

I accidentally deleted this post from earlier, therefore I am posting again. I tried un-tagging this photo of mine and it wound up deleting the whole blog. So if you liked this or commented before please re-post. Aloha.

Judith Whitehead said...


Chester "Unc" Lau said...

Academy award photo,I like