www.thegardenisland.com

Follow by Email

Monk Seal and Me...

Search This Blog

Thursday, August 6, 2015

"11 husbands..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
"Unc"  is really passionate about creating a national Caregivers day.
Any help , support or ideas would be greatly appreciated...
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 
He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...
"I am PRO-CHOICE ON EVERYTHING WITH RESPONSIBILITY..."

11 husbands

 A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 11 husbands. 

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." 

"What??" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 11 times?" 

"Well, Husband #1  was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. 

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. 

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. 

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. 

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. 

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. 

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. 

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. 

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was lick his stamps ... God ! I miss him ! 

Husband #11 was a computer junkie :all he did was sit in front of the computer & blog on facebook.... :-(

"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" 

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why? " 

"Oh, you're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed !"
                                             



 A note to Unc from Jack Lord star of the original Hawaii Five-O,
where "Unc" worked as a cinematographer
"The ultimate way to start the day, with a Kaua'i Sunrise meme"

If you would like to see your own personal quote
on a breathtaking Kaua'i sunrise photo please contact
James "Kimo" Rosen


Hana Hou, (Encore) Shared From Facebook...



1 comment:

KimoRosen said...

what would we do without Unc sending us all these great jokes to bring smiles to our faces! mahalos Unc!