He is a retired cinematographer,
and enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...
"I am PRO-CHOICE ON EVERYTHING WITH RESPONSIBILITY..."
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 11 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What??" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 11 times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was lick his stamps ... God ! I miss him !
Husband #11 was a computer junkie :all he did was sit in front of the computer & blog on facebook.... :-(
"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why? "
"Oh, you're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed !"
| A note to Unc from Jack Lord star of the original Hawaii Five-O,|
where "Unc" worked as a cinematographer
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