I am an avid NFL football fan, I look forward to Sundays and when the football season is over I go into withdrawal symptoms of finding something as fun as watching my favorite sport until it commences again in September.
The Super Bowl is the ultimate game that has become bigger than life itself--being deemed the world championship even though the world does not participate, only the mainland United States of America.
I was invited to two Super Bowl parties. In the past I have not enjoyed most parties since there are people at these parties that go only because it's the thing to do, they know nothing about football. They don't understand the game-- from first downs to kicking, or potentially going for it on fourth--and all they do is talk about everything besides football.
The small talk of a cocktail party does not jive when watching my favorite sport, it would be like having a cocktail party while watching an intense thriller movie.
|Parody of Cam Newton|
giving the football to kids.
This time he gives it
to Peyton Manning
The last time I went to a Super Bowl party there were two woman wanting to flirt with me, normally I'd be all in. They approach me and ask, "how long have you lived on Kauai?" (a common question that I hate, but that's not even my point) How long have I lived here is the worst question anyone could ask me, it's my pet peeve, that I hate. I scream to them, 'who cares how long I've lived here,' does it make one better if they live here longer? They then realize, uh oh, and let me watch my game-- while thinking, 'is something wrong with that dude?'
Nothing wrong with me, I enjoy a football game, like others enjoy the ballet, opera, Broadway play or great movie. Just let me watch my football in peace.
I wound up watching the game with my best friend,Obama Da Dog. She wanted Peyton to ride of into the sunset with a trophy, he did!
Final score was Denver 24, Carolina 10. Mazol Tov to Denver!
The best part of the game was the 'Jack in the box' fast food restaurant commercial where they are giving away one million burgers, all you have to do is go to their website and give them your email or cellphone number hence be they can either text you, or email you a free coupon for a burger. I did it! Here's the website to get your free burger;
The best part of this years Super Bowl, nobody asked me, "how long I've lived here!"
Print the below coupon and go to Jack before 02-15-16
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