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"Unc" is really passionate about creating a national Caregivers day.
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu.
He is a retired cinematographer,
and enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...
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3 Friends with Car Trouble
Three friends, a Rabbi, a Hindu holy man and a businessman running for president of the US had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.
The farmer said, "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn." "No problem," chimed the Rabbi, "My people wandered in the desert for forty years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening in their memory." With that he departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the night.
Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door. There stood the Rabbi from the barn. "What's wrong?" asked the farmer. He replied, "I am grateful to you, good sir, but I can't sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn and my faith believes that is an unclean animal."
His Hindu friend agreed to swap places with him. But a few minutes later the same scene reoccurred. There was a knock on the door. "What's wrong, now?" the farmer asked. The Hindu holy man replied, "I too am grateful for your helping us out but there is a cow in the barn and in my country cows are considered sacred. I can't sleep on holy ground !"
Well, that left only the businessman to make the change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn.
Moments later there was another knock on the farmers door.
Frustrated and tired, the farmer opened the door, and there stood...
the Pig & the Cow ....
Laughter is healing!~ Chester "Unc" Lau
5 comments:
Mahalo Unc for all the jokes and making life a little easier with all your humor, love it!
Merci beaucoup Rabbi Kimo,Thanks to your patience & guidance ,I hope I can navigate facebook without help from Mark Z
I like Rabbi jokes,they are so funny & Rabbis don't run for public offices so they should be trust worthy & honest but they refused to bless my pet pig named Donnie Dummie,why es dat ? ,if dey refuse to bless my Donnie Dummie,I have to donate Donnie Dummie to the Hawaiian Society for their monthly veggie blast. oy vey !!! good by Donnie Dummie,auf wiedershen ,au revoir or Aloha :-(
copy righted on the RNC😈
dis es my comment I cannot post in your blog but you can post it for me...Unc :-)
Kimo san,you are a genius on facebook & da computer,I saw all your posts on your blog & facebook ,arigato ,still remember your Japanese ?verbal Japanese is easy & musical too
This is why Mark Zuckenberg pays me da big bucks! ;-)
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