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Tuesday, November 1, 2016

"A New Bull in Town..." 'Chester "Unc"Lau' (Source)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
Unc's really passionate about creating a National day To Help US Veterans
  and  their families for their risks and sacrifices to keep America FREE . 
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 
He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...
Above photo of Unc with his boss
Wm F.Sullivan at a Waikiki Foto shop,

A New Bull in Town

Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.


First Bull: "I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows."

Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows."

Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10 of my cows."

Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they've ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.


First Bull: "I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend."

Second Bull: "I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I'm certainly not looking for an argument."

They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.

First Bull: "Son, don't be foolish - let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."

Third Bull: "Hell, he can have all my cows. I'm just making sure he knows I'm a BULL."
L'oncle Ammusant  AKA~ Chester "Unc" Lau



 Hana Hou, (Encore) 


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3 comments:

Kit Ellison said...

That sounds like a tale of bull!!

Glenn Mickens-by email said...

Thanks, Unc I am still laughing---keep em coming!
Glenn

Chester "Unc" Lau said...

yea ,dats what facebook es created 4 :-) to tak your mind ? ?? off da race to da OUT HOUSE ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ