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Wednesday, December 14, 2016

"Donald and Hillary 's First Date..."'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source of comic relief)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
Unc's really passionate about creating
 a National day To Help US Veterans
  and  their families for their risks
 and sacrifices to keep America FREE . 
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 

He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...
Above photo of Unc with his boss
Wm F.Sullivan at a Waikiki Foto shop,

Donald and Hillary's First Date   

Donnie Dumper went into the audience in his TV special to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the first prize !

Hillary said it was midwinter--Snowing and quite cold. Donald is taking her to ski in the mountains outside Salt Lake City,Utah for the first time.

They were strangers who met on Facebook and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.

As they were driving back down the mountain, she gradually began to realize she should not have had that extra latte! 

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere ! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point here she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and start writing her name in the snow. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed he was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, Hillary discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance! 

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. 

Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Donnie Dumper's first prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down.' And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Donnie Dumper's comment was; "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off."

Oh and how did the first date turn out ? He became her husband and was now sitting together on the Donnie Dumper  show.

"The moral of the story is that they should water ski Kaua'i on the Hawai'ian Islands instead with the 80 degree Fahrenheit temperature all year round  and  live on Kimchee, fried rice,raw fish & poi."  Chester "Unc" Lau

If you laughed at this pass it on.
:-) Retrieved From Donald T's dumpster   From :Unc C ==
If you haven't got a smile on your face
And laughter in your heart,     
Then you are just an old sour puss
Ha ha ha,
L'oncle Ammusant  AKA~ Chester "Unc" Lau

 Hana Hou, (Encore) 


KimoRosen said...

Unc, In these trying times for America, you give us all the comedy relief we all need, Mahalo for da laughs!

Glenn Mickens-by email said...

Thanks, Unc a great story that should keep anyone laughing---the laughs that ALL of us need!

Melinda Kontos said...

That sound like something that would happen here today..unbelievably cold, terrible wind chill and white-out snow!!!