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Saturday, August 20, 2011

"C-Nile Virus..." "Pick-up Line" and more... (Not so serious Sunday)

Chester Lau, a.k.a (Unc) lives in Honolulu Hawaii. He is a retired cinematographer and is back as our liaison jokester guest blogger for a not so serious Sunday, 'Dis' week we learn of a new computer virus and much more...  387-391
Blog #387
Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.

It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1960.


Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. Done that!

2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! That too!

3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. Yep!

4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. Aha!

5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. Darn it!

6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished. Oh no, not again!

7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND" I hate when that happens!

8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE." Aaarrrggghhh!

IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."
Hmmm..... Did I send this to you already??

Blog #388 "Pick-up line..."
Blog #388 "Pick-up line..."
A guy was talking to a girl in a pub the other night, and said

" You remind me of my little toe."

"Is that because I'm small and cute?" she asked.

"No," He replied . "It's because I'll probably end up banging you on my coffee table later tonight."

Blog #389, "The Perfect date..."
A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks... They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies. . .....

Wait for it ... ......  scroll down.




She said .... ..... :

"You just happened to catch my eye."



Blog #390 -"Political humor...."
 Cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
+ Tourist: $8.00
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $12.50
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all day to clean one "
Sorry had to share the truth about Politicians these days! That's the only pleasure we had for our taxes !!!
Blog #391
A Wife asks her
Husband, How many
Women have you slept with?
Husband proudly replies, Only
You, Darling-With all the
Others, I was awake!

Hospital Visiting Hours are;
10am - 4pm.


8 comments:

James "Kimo" Rosen said...

guess, I'm the only one who likes my humor....

Douglass Dunn said...

via facebook;"Nah, it caught my eye, but just got to it now.
That guy got more than an eye full!"

Davis "3-D" Danizier said...

via facebook;" Not sure if it is or isn't "politically correct" (and don't care), but it was funny as hell!"

James "Kimo" Rosen said...

Doug and Dave I'm pleased you thought it was funny, some times we need to put politically correct away for a good laugh!

Harmony said...

via Facebook;"I have hit send when I meant to hit delete & then had to send again to tell him to ignore the email. Too bad there isn't some way to call back something you sent."

James "Kimo" Rosen said...

at least on facebook you can take back comments by clicking the 'X'

James "Kimo" Rosen said...

via Facebook;""That's very true!"

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