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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

"A Cowboys Tombstone & Drinking Warning..." 'Marvin Gross' (Facetious Thursdays)

 Guest blogger Marvin Gross,  my Brother-in-law-A Financial Advisor from the suburbs of Buffalo, N.Y. Thinks he's a real comedian

COWBOY TOMBSTONE Headstone of Robert Frank Morgan in the  Helena   City   Cemetery ,
Helena, Montana !
I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest? 
 And five rules for a happy life at the bottom

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1.. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up,  and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to  be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.
  


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NEW DRINKING WARNING JUST RELEASED:

 Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and

ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth......Apparently ice is lethal!!! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice ~ Just drink it straight!!  You could save a life!!! And don't forget it
 Ice also sunk the Titanic!!


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2 comments:

Douglas Dunn said...

via facebook;"NO WONDER the kidneys, liver, heart and brain have all given out.
Teeth are fine, however, since I gave up that sugar-water stuff.

And ice is fine as long as it is crushed and blended, as in Margaritas.
The ice that sank the Titanic was not cr...ushed. That was its downfall.

As for riding between a good woman and a horse, not a big horse man myself, but never more happier than when “plugged in” to either my lovely Mrs. Wiz or my electric Nissan Leaf!

James "Kimo" Rosen said...

Doug, looking forward to Part-2 of your guest blog, now that you have your Leaf!