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Mahalos once again to dakinetalk's friend, and retired cinematographer from Oahu Chester Lau (Unc) for sharing with us another anonymous forwarded message...
- A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
- The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000.
- The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home.
- The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"
- The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"
Saturday, November 26, 2011
"Funeral Expenses..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (www.)
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My favorite uncle is back doing what he does best, telling good jokes! Chester, you are dakine, da best!
via facebook;"That was funny but would be even better at Easter instead of Thanksgiving!"
via facebook;"Agree with Harmony about the Easter thing, but seems like calendars mean nothing to "Unc" Chester.
Timeless, and all.
And always good for a good chuckle (or deep belly laught) that also makes you think."
Harmony, your right, but when Unc sent me that email, I just couldn't stop laughing and it would had been hard to hide it from all you guys until Easter...
via facebook;"That would have been hard, & maybe, you can run it again when Easter comes."
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