"PUT ON DA BRAKES..." 'Michael Herr' (Aloha Friday)

Renowned author Michael Herr is back guest-blogging on this awesome Aloha Friday with some Hawaiian humor that I hope people who no live  Hawaii unda-stand. The words are not typo's but rather Hawaiian pidgin talk... Make sure and check out Michael's website at http://www.michaelherr.com/

ALOHA FRIDAY

December 9

It's Aloha Friday.

PUT ON DA BRAKES

So, in honor of the holiday travel season, here's a little story courtesy of Rap Replinger and Frank DiLima and every other Hawaiian comedian who has ever told it.

I changed it just a leetle so as no off-end anyone out there who doesn't really get Hawaiian humor.

Okay, so dese two Hawaiian pilots flying in to San Francisco heading for da airport.  Firs' time dey ever been dere. No familiar wit' da place.

Well, dey break tru da clouds an' da pilot SLAM on da brakes . . . an' da plane go skid on da runway an' pull up short wit' one jerk (two if you count da co-pilot). Fastest stop dey ever make.

An' da pilot wipe his forehead, da short stop make him sweat bullets, an' he say to da co-pilot, "Man, dis one short runway!"

An' da co-pilot look out da window on his side an' he answer, "Yeah, an' da widest I ever see!"

Aloha and good news. Michael's fifth book in the Kohala Coast Mystery series is now available for the first time "The Old Queen and the Maui Maiden" in paperback from  http://www.lulu.com/  or as a Kindle ebook from http://www.amazon.com/  Just type in the title either place.  The book took Michael 2 years to complete this highly anticipated sequel.

There's still time to order a complete set of Michael's Books for the Holiday's. Buy all 6 books for only 18.00 including P&H. The books make great stocking stuffers...
http://www.michaelherr.com  or order his new book "The Old Queen and the Maui Maiden" from www.lulu.com 
 
"Eat -- Sleep -- Golf -- Travel
           Write More Books !!
But Take It All One Day At A Time !!"   Michael Herr

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