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Friday, June 1, 2012

"The man who gave up sex for golf..!" 'Marvin Gross' (Source)

Marvin Gross a Financial planner from Western N.Y. talks about the sport of Golf! Enjoy...


A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who  is ahead by a couple of strokes.
 
"Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt,"  the golfer  mumbles to himself.

Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers,
 
"Would  you be willing to  give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
 
Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will  be meaningless,
 
the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he says,
 
"Sure," and sinks  the putt.

Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again,
 
"Gee, I sure would  like to get an  eagle on this one."

The same stranger is at his side again and whispers,
 
"Would it  be worth giving  up another fourth of your sex life?"

Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay." And he makes  an eagle.

On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to  win.
 
Without waiting for him to say anything  the stranger quickly moves

a long side of the golfer and says,  "Would winning this match be worth
 
giving up the rest of your sex  life?"
 
 
"Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.

As the golfer is walking to the  club house, the stranger walks
 
alongside him and says, "I haven't really been fair  with you,
 
because you don't know who I am. I'm the Devil, and from this day
 
forward  you will have no  sex life."

"Nice to meet you," the golfer replies, "I'm  Father O'Malley .
 
And I thank you for a great game."

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Harmony said via facebook;" Kind of nice when you can pull something over on the devil!"

KimoRosen said...

that's 4-sure...