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Saturday, June 16, 2012

"Paranormal experience's..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau'' (Source)

Dakinetalks good friend and regular contributor is back blogging about  the paranormal, one of my favorite subjects, "Ghosts" ;D)
Unc is a reitred cinematographer living his twilight years on the island of Oahu. Chester served in the Korean war and enjoys the naturist lifestyle.
A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

Three students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Hammad raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Hammad , tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

Hammad replied, "Dang, from way back there I thought you said Goats."

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Douglas Dunn said...

Douglas Dunn said via facebook;" Always love Unc's deep, thoughtful analysis."

KimoRosen said...

Doug & Unc, Yes, a sense of humor sure helps! There have been studies that laughing and smiling are actually healing and much cheaper than massage therapy! Although try laughing and massage therapy, look out... ;D) Mahalo Nui Loa Unc!