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| Dakinetalk's Good friend Marvin Gross A financial consultant from Western N.Y. is back guest-blogging a true story of two priests visiting the Aloha State... Enjoy. ;D) |
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them
as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' topless blonde came walking straight towards them .............They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,'
nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous topless blonde came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them and said 'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.' Yes, Father?'
'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'
She replied, 'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen..
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A smile is a sign of joy.
A hug is a sign of love.
A laugh is a sign of happiness.
............And a friend like me?
Ah, that's a sign of good taste.
Hana Hou, (Encore) Shared from Facebook....
22 comments:
via Hana Hou,
Keith Haugen said, "Peanuts, pocket change to Mitt. He can pay that off tomorrow and the only one to suffer will be the people."
Via Hana Hou,It is peanuts and change compared to what both the canidates will be spending.. And how about a little honest reporting instead of these 1/2 truths...?? Obama's group has raised about 326million, and Romney has raised 227million, but Obama has spent 40% more than Romney so far.... Obama has been drawing from the kitty the whole time, and Romney will soon start drawing from it, but took out the loan to finance things in the meantime... And want to guess which one of them have collected more $$$ from special interest and super PAC's? Its not Romney. So yes.... I get Lettermans humor, but its far from the truth. If he was honest he would be making a bigger joke about what Obama has spent to date, and who paid for it.....Obama likes to present himself as the little guy, concerned for the little guy....but its far from true.
via Han Hou,Just some fun political humor for the 47% percenters. Ann Romney's number onee worry is Mitt's mental health, do you honestly, and I mean honestly want this flip flopper as president?
about an hour ago · Like..
Do you really want to stretch the truth....Come on! We both know her number one worry is not his mental health.... Don't you have any real facts you can post? Look.....not real excited about either side running, and both are throwing a lot of mud, but most of it can't stick...on either side. Why not strive to find the truth in the whole mess a little...instead of running with a talk show joke, as if its truth? Or comments taken totally out of context? You really can't believe most of the drivel you post....can you?
Sad to say i do believe most of it... I have lost all faith in the Republican party. I have always voted as an independent and have over the years voted fro many Republicans. i even voted for Reagan in his second term. However with the Republicans ignoring the needs of American with their number one goal over anything even fixing the economy is to get rid of Obama, the secret Muslim who was born in Kenya and has a different skin color than most politicians in America. For the first time ever I am voting straight democrat, even for democrats I don't care for, since I truly believe Republicans are destroying this country, and a republican president would be devastating, especially Mitt Romney probably the worst politician to ever run for president in our lifetime...
Too bad your so bent on doing this that honesty is void.... just simply check a few of your links out before you post them. Or read the whole speech or statement before posting. If you don't your no better than the those you are opposing.
"Please Mr. Eayrs, what do you expect in this "goes to the highest bidder" era? I don't oppose your cynicism, I do hope that we can return our nation to a better place. O K, shut up and stop laughing. Let's refocus on the important issues facing us, and move to bringing the changes that this planet is DEMANDING before we lose it all in the tsunami of ignorance."
Won't get there because our lies are more believable than the other guys. May win a battle but not the war.
25 minutes ago · Like..
Steve, watch the upcoming debates with an open heart and see what kind of man Obama is without listening to Fox news Rush Limbaugh or Ann Coulter. Why would anyone want Romney? Obama saved the America car industry , killed Bin-laden and has made it possible for nobody to ever be denied healthcare because of a pre-existing condition. The stock market is back and thriving (which should make Republicans happy) It took Bush eight years to ruin this country, Obama can't fix it overnight, give him anther term to bring us back. I don't understand what you like about Romney, after-all your not a millionaire or are you? How can you even consider a candidate who would discount half the country(the 47 percenters that is. I really believe Obama do be a smart man and trust him to make the right decions in crisis...
"Likewise Jim, just check out things before posting them. Just because its a good sounding negative against Romney does not mean its true..>"
Steve,you still haven't told me why anyone would want Romney as president? I told you why I wanted Obama and why OI believed in him. Sell Someone reading this on Romney?
Steve, you still have an open invite to write your political views on Romney or anything in my daily blog. I have over 1,000 friends on facebook and many are republicans. The invite is always open...
Two things of great importance! Bin-Laden is Dead and GM is alive!"
Vote for Barack (Who's Sane) Obama!
Michelle Obama is not worried about Barack's mental health, although Michelle Obama has the same concern as Ann Romney and is worried about Mitt Romney's mental health, and who amongst us isn't? Obama 2012!
"Thanks Kimo, I hope everyone reads this. Vote Obama."
Keith, please share on your timeline, let's get the word out to da world! Then your friends share and their friends share and if we can convince one person to vote Obama that would be magnificent!
""You didn't build that" is a direct quote from Obama, and some have ran with it to mean whatever they want it to mean. Plenty of quotes from both that could mean multiple things..."
These are all shared items I post. never said i built any of them,, just passing on to hopefully sway some to vote for Obama!
"Well guess if its in print, its only right to repeat it...Must be true."
no, but this is true. I checked rechecked and s checked again. first he talks about the 47% then he talks about how airplane windows should open, then he emabarasses the US at the Olympics and sticks his foot in his mouth over Libya.... that's only off the top of my head... you still haven't given any valid reasons to vote for Romney?
Bin-Laden is dead, GM is alive! what's your guy done?
"Does Mitt really think the Latinos will vote for him because he applies a tan from a tube? LOL"
Keith wrote: "Keep talking Mitt, keep inserting the foot ..."
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