"A JEWISH man and a CHINESE man..." 'Marvin Gross' (Source)

Marvin Gross a financial consultant from Western New York shares
more wisdom with Dakinetalk. Enjoy!  

Jewish versus Chinese

 A JEWISH man and a CHINESE man entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the CHINESE man stole 3 chocolate bars. 

As they left the store, the CHINESE man said to the JEWISH man, "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can't beat that."

JEWISH man replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and oy, I'll show you real stealing."

So they went to the counter and the JEWISH man said to the shopkeeper, "Do you want to see magic?" 

The shopkeeper replied, "Yes." 

The JEWISH man said, "Give me one chocolate bar." 

The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it. 

The JEWISH man asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too. 

The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?"

The JEWISH man replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."

You just CAN'T beat  JEWISH Chutzpah