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Monday, May 20, 2013

"Murder at Costco..." 'Debbie Eayrs' (Source)

Guest-blogger Debbie Eayrs co-owner of Eayrs plumbing and heating from Homer, Alaska
 is the source of  of this dark sided murder tale...Enjoy! ;D)

Murder at Costco

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to
solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as the beneficiary,
and then arranging to have her killed.

A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious, dark-side underworld figure who went by the
name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $10,000.

The husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he
could collect his wife's insurance money.

 Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the
single dollar coin that rested inside.

Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Costco Warehouse. There, he surprised her
in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, Ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras and
observed by the shop's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested
before he could even leave the premises. 

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.

The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared..

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ Costco

Costco Kaua'i outdoor cafe back in the day when there wasn't a constant line.
25 years and a 1/4 lb hot dog and soda still only $1.50... 

Hana Hou,(Encore) Shared from Facebook....

1 comment:

KimoRosen said...

I think I know Artie! LMAF! ;D)