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Monday, June 24, 2013

"No Further Questions..." 'Obama Da Dog' (Source)

Obama Da Dog currently resides in Paradise (Kaua'i island) with her  best friend
James "Kimo" Rosen. Obama shares a fun story about the courtroom... Enjoy!


No Further Questions

In a trial, a small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. The witness was an elderly woman.He approached her and asked, " Mrs.Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The Lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones. Do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, I'll throw you in jail for contempt."

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5 comments:

Ami Thea said...

Vis Facebook, "Obama is adorable."

KimoRosen said...

Yea, I am like you, I love my dog! Thanks!
13 hours ago · Like · 1

Ami Thea said...

What's funny, is that I came very close to naming her "Bark Obama".

KimoRosen said...

that's funny, Bark Obama, I will use that as a command to my dog! ;D)

Anonymous said...

Obama is a rock star.

Amusing story--reminds me of our own courts.

Giuchie, Giuchie, yaya dada, ya, ya here, boy.