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Monday, August 5, 2013

"Hell of a Day..." Chester "Unc" Lau (Source)

Dakinetalks favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
Unc talks  about what really is a bad day...
"Unc" is a retired cinematographer currently living 
on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu & giving the politicians a bad time...

Hell of a Day

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker with a "vote George W.Bush"T-shirt steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. 

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying." 

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. 
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. 
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. 
I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me." 

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!
"But, Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"

Hana Hou, (Encore) Shared from Facebook...






3 comments:

KimoRosen said...

Don''t know why Unc's photo did not post, instead my dogs photo posted, blog still has Unc' pic though!

Chester "Unc" Lau said...

Facebook do funny things,maybe is better we have Lady Obama instead

KimoRosen said...

but Unc, your photo is still on the blog itself, just didn't transfer to Facebook?