"Hell of a Day..." Chester "Unc" Lau (Source)

Dakinetalks favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)

Unc talks  about what really is a bad day...

"Unc" is a retired cinematographer currently living 

on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu & giving the politicians a bad time...

Hell of a Day

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker with a "vote George W.Bush"T-shirt steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. 

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying." 

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. 
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. 
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. 
I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me." 

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!
"But, Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"

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