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Sunday, December 8, 2013

The Professor in Africa..." 'Obama da dog) (From somewhere on Facebook)

Obama Da Dog shares another one of her Facebook words of wisdom!


The Professor in Africa

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.

One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"

The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."

Hana Hou, (Encore) Shared from Facebook...





19 comments:

Mitchel Schapira said...

Dakinetalk is very funny. But the part I like is that Blogspot told me that it was in Roumanian, and offered to translate it.

KimoRosen said...

Mitchel, Yes, isn't the internet amazing. I have seen that too, no idea where it comes from?

Myron Rosenberg said...

Jim, I remember you being more fair skinned. That kind of tanning could invite skin cancer.

Harmony Bentosino said...

Interesting that the black sheep of the family could be an albino in reverse!

KimoRosen said...

H-especially if the father is white! ;D)

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KimoRosen said...

Mahalo Bettejo I enjoy your column too!

Bettejo Dux said...

Loved the letter this morning. Im so proud of you. Writing an exclusive. Just for you. Love to you and Obama.

http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-monday-dec/article_1a23de96-6099-11e3-9fdf-001a4bcf887a.html

Bettejo Dux said...

What are you doing up? It's only 9AM

KimoRosen said...

I get up at 7:30 everyday, just don't talk on phone until at least 10:00 am, coffee, food and meds need to kick in before oral conversation transpires... ;D)

KimoRosen said...

here's the letter Bettejo is talking about, http://thegardenisland.com/.../article_1a23de96-6099-11e3...

Bettejo Dux said...

I think you'll like my new one. Who is Bettejo? Kisses...

Bettejo Dux said...

Your famous!!!

KimoRosen said...

Yes! and so are you! You wrote a similar column I published called "About Bettejo." here it is; http://dakinetalk.blogspot.com/.../about-bettejo-bettejo...

Bettejo Dux said...

Well mine starts out: Bettejo is a drunken wacko who bathes once a week and sleeps with her yardman.

KimoRosen said...

can't wait to read it! Do you snore when sleeping with yardman? ;D)

Bettejo Dux said...

And it goes on and on and on. Direct quotes. From whom? Wait and see. I'll end with the suggestion my readers-and those who know me-decide.

Bettejo Dux said...

No. He does. Sent you the first few hundred words. I'm outta here You're still famous. Kisses to Obama.

Bettejo Dux said...

I'm lost Kimo. Will keep on keeping on. Who is Bettejo will appear as my column, exclusive to you. Theres a method to my 'madness'.Will explain later.