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Thursday, May 8, 2014

"And it came to pass..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)

Dakinetalks favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
'Unc" talks  about  a way to potentially save your own life!
"Unc" is a retired cinematographer currently living 
on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu & giving the politicians a bad time...

And it came to pass

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. 

And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com. 

And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou travel far from town to town with thy goods when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent?" 

And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, Dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply telling you which hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)." 

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever moving from his tent. But this success did arouse envy. 

A man named Maccabia did secret himself inside Abraham's drum and was accused of insider trading. And the young man did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Siderites, or NERDS for short. 

And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums, that no one noticed that the real riches were going to the drum maker, one Brother William of Gates, who bought up every drum company in the land. And indeed did insist on making drums that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks. 

And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And as Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or as it came to be known "eBay" he said, "we need a name that reflects what we are," and Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." 

"YAHOO", said Abraham. 

And that is how it all began, It wasn't Al Gore after all. 

'Unc' was one of the cinematographers on the original Hawaii Five-0
with Jack Lord.  Pictured above is a note to Unc form Jack Lord himself!
P.S. My neighbor and friend Auntie Maile. She was Higgin's maid on the old Magnum PI T.V. Show. Hopefully the paparazzi doesn't find her. ;D) This article was in today's(05-08-14) Garden Island news, and,  may I say, very well done!

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Douglas Dunn said...

LMAO. Unc at his best.
You ought to see if you can sell that on Amazon.com — or add it to a YAHOO group.

KimoRosen said...

Unc, did you know that windows can support Mac!? ;D)

(Photo of a Mac Computer in a window frame)


KimoRosen said...

Doug, Unc is the source, not the original writer, otherwise yes!

Mitchel J. Schapira said...

Silly Kimo. Mac supports windows.

Thomas LaVenture said...

I just sent my 2009 MacBook Pro in for a $400 refit - replace bad keys, drive, processor, DVD and who knows what else. A like-new 2009 machine can still handle today's technology just fine.

Douglas Dunn said...

I have had Windows running on my Mac for more than ten years; I know that Mac supports Windows but, not being a user of Windows-based machines, I don't know if the converse is true, though I have heard in the past that it is not.

Chester "Unc" Lau said...

hahaha,love Mac used as support for Windows

KimoRosen said...

Unc, isn't that your computer in the window? ;D)

Chester "Unc" Lau said...

Some times I got so mad with Windows 8,how about Windows 8 supports a Windows XP :- (