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Friday, December 5, 2014

"The Jewish matchmaker.." Obama Da Dog' (Source)

Obama Da Dog is a lifelong Hawaiian...
She was raised Jewish and enjoys tastefulJewish jokes.

The Jewish matchmaker.

A good  Jewish Hassidic family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried. So, they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife.

The matchmaker  broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions of the son and his parents as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law.They give him a long shopping list of requirements.

The marriage broker takes a long time looking, and finally asks to visit the family again. He then tells them of a wonderful woman he has found.

He says she's just the right age for the son. She keeps a Glatt Kosher home, she regularly attends synagogue and knows the prayers by heart,and she's a wonderful cook. She loves children and wants a large family. And, to crown it all off, she's gorgeous.

After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future.

But the son pauses and asks inappropriately:'Is she any good in bed?'
The marriage broker answers, ' WELL ... SOME SAY YES, SOME SAY NO !! '

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Obama Da Dog, not only tells jokes in memes but can tell funny humorous jokes via blogging... Good one Obama!

Rick Comstock said...

I'm terrible at jokes. but I do my best at sarcasm, bulling, and snarking. So Obama has made of match for wine and bread. I bet when you play that old game of "Concentration" with Obama she wins big time.....

Chester "Unc" Lau said...

now the marriage broker ants to marry da girl instead

KimoRosen said...

Heck Unc, I'll marry her!

Chester "Unc" Lau said...

I hope she can cook

Anonymous said...

She can cook! That's what it says in da blog....