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Wednesday, November 11, 2015

"The Confession..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
"Unc"  is really passionate about creating a national Caregivers day.
Any help , support or ideas would be greatly appreciated...
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 
He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...
"I am PRO-CHOICE ON EVERYTHING WITH RESPONSIBILITY..."

The Confession

 A boy confesses to his priest.

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' 

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'

'Yes, Father, it is.' 

'And who was the girl you were with?' 

  
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' 

'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.' 

'Was it Nancy Connor?' 

'I'll never tell.' 

'Was it Judy Cohen?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 

'Was it Kate Takenyo?' 

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rose DeMarco, then?' 

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' 

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.  But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' 

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 

'A four month holiday and five good leads...' :-D



Happy Veterans to all  vets!


Thanks for your service to America, Unc!




 A note to Unc from Jack Lord star of the original Hawaii Five-O,
where "Unc" worked as a cinematographer
"The ultimate way to start the day, with a Kaua'i Sunrise meme"




Hana Hou, (Encore) Shared From Facebook...



2 comments:

Chester "Unc" Lau said...

To Honor Vets of All wars,make war mongers accountable for needless wars, jail war profiteers & confiscate all war profits & personal properties of war criminals for the benefits of the wounded or deceased war veterans & their families.

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Chester "Unc" Lau said...

Thank you Rabbi Kimo & Bettejo,if my service help preserve your freedom to express yourselves live Free where you are,it's worth it,n'est-ce pas ? for Lady Obama da Dog & the Dux Zoo tooπŸ˜‡πŸ˜€πŸ˜‡ vive la Liberte πŸ˜‡πŸ˜€πŸ˜‡

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