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Thursday, March 17, 2016

"Revised Alphabet..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (source)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
"Unc"  is really passionate about creating a national Caregivers day.
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 
He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...

 Revised Alphabet 

A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said.  But let's be a bit more realistic instead. 

 Now The Alphabet: 

A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, 

C's the chest pains,perhaps car-di-ac? 

D is for dental decay and decline, 

E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

F is for farting and fluid retention, 

G is for gut droop, which I'd rather not mention. 

H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; 

I for incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,

K is for knees that crack when they bend.

L 's for libido, what happened to sex? 

M is for memory, I forget what comes next.

N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; 

O is for osteo, bones that don't grow! 

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? 

R is for reflux, one meal turns to two. 

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, 

T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!

U is for urinary; troubles with flow; 

V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know. 

W for worry, now what's going 'round? 

X is for X ray, and what might be found.

 Y for another year I'm left here behind,

Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind! 

 I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, And I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed! 



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Anonymous said...

Mahalos to Unc for always putting a smile on my face. We live in a world of political hate and drama and it is uplifting to hear Unc's jokes be told. These jokes are more important than politics!   Unc for President!   Free Kosher Kosher Kimchee for all!!!!

Chester "Unc" Lau said...

Don't laugh !!! your day will come frown emoticon

Chester "Unc" Lau said...

I nominate the Rabbi in Kauai to collect all the kimchees in Kauai after they have been digested & donate them to the dear leader in north Korea via B-52 bombers !!! Oy Vey !!! Tres Bien smile emoticon n'est-ce pas ?

KimoRosen said...

Unc, in many ways it already has. I'm not a kid anymore myself.... wink emoticon

Chester "Unc" Lau said...

We need to be serious & realistic sometimes and prepare in advance before You need a care home,care homes are NO PICNIC !!! best be like Pierre O or Mark Z ,develop something useful & appeal to the public & retired on Kauai,you are already in Kauai,so the first step is already accomplished ,you had the brain & know how to make KOSHER KIMCHEE for world distribution,buy the Hawaiian islands ,deport all the Donald Trump followers to North Korea :-)

Chester "Unc" Lau said...

Under this crop of US politicians,the country would be bankrupt & sold to China with out a war !!! Better Chinese food than North Korean Kimchee !!!