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Tuesday, November 29, 2016

"Who Will Get to the Pearly Gates..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source) (Comedic Tuesday)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
Unc's really passionate about creating
 a National day To Help US Veterans
  and  their families for their risks
 and sacrifices to keep America FREE . 
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 

He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...
Above photo of Unc with his boss
Wm F.Sullivan at a Waikiki Foto shop,

Who Will Get to the Pearly Gates

Dolly Parton ,the one with the big boobs or Queen Elizabeth,the one with the small boobs went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. 

They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven. 
The angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted." 
The angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven? Dolly took off her top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity." 

The angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.

The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushed it without saying a word. 

The Angel immediately said: "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven." 

Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me? 

"Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."

All Fun items are retrieved from Donnie & Hellary's Dumpster to include N. Korea's dear leader Kim Jung Un's  Kimchees pots are for sale ,send all checks & Laughter To : Unc@hahaha.fun
Ha ha ha,
L'oncle Ammusant  AKA~ Chester "Unc" Lau

 Hana Hou, (Encore) 


Glenn Mickens-by email said...

Aloha Unc:
I am still laughing about Dolly and the Queen---keep um coming!!!

Chester "Unc" Lau said...

Through conspicuous gallantry and above and beyond the call of duty, you are awarded Dolly Parton...not the old queen :-( for 2017 to keep U warm in snowy Kauai :-)

From : Kimchee Jong Un of North Korea