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Wednesday, March 8, 2017

"An Unexpected Prescription..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source of comedy relief)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
Unc's really passionate about creating
 a National day To Help US Veterans
  and  their families for their risks
 and sacrifices to keep America FREE . 
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 
He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...

 An Unexpected Prescription 

 One day, a little old lady went to see Dr. Rosen on Kapaa ,Hawaii. 

                                                                            
The kindly doctor asked her, "What seems to be the problem, dear ?" 

 She said, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. 


"My farts never smell, and are always silent. 
                                                                       
"As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor said, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week, the little old lady returned for her follow-up appointment. 

"Doctor," she said, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly..."


The doctor said: "Good ! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
                                              
 From :Unc C ==
Remember,
If you haven't got a smile on your face
And laughter in your heart,     
Then you are just an old sour puss
Ha ha ha,
L'oncle Ammusant  AKA~ Chester "Unc" Lau




 Hana Hou, (Encore) 



5 comments:

Glenn Mickens-by email said...

Glenn Mickens said by email; Still laughing, Unc keep em coming!!!!!!
glenn

Ron (Martini) Ostroff said...

Can't read it. Tourquise letters

KimoRosen said...

Reads fine on my end? Maybe you need eyes examined?

Chester "Unc" Lau said...

Reads fine on my end too,

Mediator said...

Screen shots exchanged by Martini and Rosen...