Making everyone happy, or should I say gay...

Let's try and make everyone happy, those opposed to gay marriage and those in favor of it.

We need a new word for the union of two people of the same sex, since marriage is defined in most dictionaries as a union between a man and woman. Therefore, there can be no gay marriage since the definition of marriage nullifies gay, unless a gay man were to marry a lesbian woman, that would be marriage and gay.

I have had many restless nights trying to invent a new word for the union of people of the same sex.

If a Mormon were gay and wanted to get married would they practice polygamy?
I cannot answer that, but have come up with a few words that can mean gay marriage.

How about "Garriage," take the "M" out of marriage, and take the "G" from Gay to replace the "M" and you have "Garriage."

Here's another, take the word marriage and by deleting the 'e' at the end of the word and adding two letters, 'ay' you now have the word "Marriagay," pronounced (MARIA GAY, with a french accent of course)

Please feel free to use either word and let's all get over this and move on to the big issues of the day like finding Barack Obama's birth certificate.