"Everyone hates everyone..."

I live in a retirement community with 38 units, mostly adults over 55. Everyone is always calling management to report something on their neighbor, they may report you planted a flower an inch to close to your unit, or that you sneezed to loud while someone was sleeping, or even that your car door closes to loud.

Just watch out if you ever have bad gas, neighbors will probably call the police.

Calling the police is another problem, I have one neighbor who looks like hell washed over and always thinks someone is peeping in on her? The cops come and ask questions. She makes stories up about every guy in the neighborhood. The cops asked me what the story was, I said do you think if any one of us guys were going to take a chance on being arrested as a peeping Tom, we would peep on her?

After-all when most men look at this women their private part acts as if it is a frightened turtle.

Where I live everyone hates everyone equal and there is no such word as aloha, unless of course aloha means hate?