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Monday, June 20, 2011

" No shit, edible beef from human feces!"

The last 50 years have brought us many new inventions, from microwave ovens,to answering machines, voicemail, Video's, DVDs, digital camera's, the Internet and computers and  phones that can do do just about anything.

You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck or have shit for brains and with a little effort you can get your shit together, and this past week the invention of the century took place, Japanese scientists are now making beef from Human feces that will be on the market soon. This is no shit, well actually it is shit. Do these guys have their shit together or what?

The main question remains for my Rabbi, is the meat kosher? After all there is no needless killing involved.

Check out the enclosed true story (no shit) (actually it is shit) and don't forget to order flies with your Poop burger!
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/06/friday-free-for-all-japanese-scientists-invent-poop-steaks

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If there is an award of 'Aloha' from the county of Kaua'i or the Kaua'i tourism authority it should without a doubt go to Burger King ,Kapa'a.

Most days I pay a visit for a cup of tea and glass of water. I sit in the same exact seat every visit writing letters to the editor, blogging and reading TGI.

Many visitors enter the door and proceed directly to the restrooms without ordering a thing, when they are finished with their business they leave without a purchase. One day I counted fifteen people in a thirty minute time-frame use the restrooms and not order a thing.

The staff see's all this, smiles and says nothing. Everything costs money, usually restaurants allow usage of the restrooms for patrons however Burger King acts as an ambassador of Aloha for those needing to relieve themselves.

Kapa'a Burger King is not only number one in Burgers but number one in the number one and number two business.

Ironically just recently Japanese scientists have invented edible consumable beef made from human feces. Maybe in the future the people using the restrooms could barter and not feel like freeloaders?

I am sure there are other establishments that do the same, going on and beyond the call of duty, however Burger King Kapa'a should be acknowledged for their unselfish aloha to visitors, the homeless and anyone who needs a restroom. You may even wish to try the food when you are done with your business, I am told they use local grown tomatoes on all their burgers and the french fries have zero trans fats!