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Saturday, September 3, 2011

"Blonde joke" 'Chester Lau' "Tatoo, and "Good Communications" 'Marvin Gross'

 Blog #407,408,409......Chester Lau, aka, "Unc" and Marvin Gross are back sharing the spotlight with some of their Internet favorite jokes... enjoy....
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blond came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little thingy piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." The mechanic nearly fainted!

If you're not sure what a 710 is



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Blog #408
 Marvin Gross, my brother-in-law sent the following photo, I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes...

This guy had what he thought was the best tattoo in the world... ..

Blog #409
Blog #408- GOOD COMMUNICATION IS IMPORTANT‏, another joke from our good friend Chester Lau...
After being married for 60 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ........"sixty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 18-year-old girl..

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $
5
5,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, and ... I'm sleeping with a 79-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 18-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems
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4 comments:

Davis "3-D" Danizier said...

via Facebook;" LMAO

James "Kimo" Rosen said...

me too!

Douglas Dunn said...

via facebook;" LMAO -- if I understand blogspeak correctly, doesn't that stand for,
"Laughing My [A$$ that looks like boobs] Off"?
Hey, I saw the pix..."

James "Kimo" Rosen said...

ok, so we make up a new term "LMBO" ;D)