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| Marvin Gross a financial advisor from Western N.Y, is back as the source of this political email that is circulating the Internet. You may agree or you may disagree, it's just interesting to see what is out there on the Internet. Did someone say this is an election year? Please note, we will run your side of politics too, send us your guest-blog to jrsensei@hotmail.com (dakinetalk is an equal opportunity blog network!) ;D) |
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrat's demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
Editor's note, Dakinetalk guest bloggers do not necessarily represent the opinions of dakinetalk. Guest bloggers are given space to express their beliefs and or opinions. We feel there are many roads and like to give people space to express their thoughts,after-all that's what dakine is...Aloha, James "Kimo" Rosen, Publisher.
6 comments:
Democrats, Please send us your opinions!
Douglas dunn said via facebook;"I didn’t copy mine from an Internet e-mail.
Mine is spur of the moment, off the top of my keyboard, but 100% original:
If a Democrat doesn’t want an abortion, she doesn’t have one.
If a Republican doesn’t want an abortion, he wants to outl...aw it for everyone else.
If a Democrat believes in god, she goes to church.
If a Republican believes in god, he wants to force everyone else to use public resources to require public prayer, crosses and Ten Commandments on public property, and use of public resources for other religious observations.
If a Democrat is not a homosexual she quietly lives her life and lets others live theirs.
If a Republican is not a homosexual, he outlaws marriage for those who are.
If a Democrat has been blessed with opportunity, she wants to ensure everyone else has equal access to the same opportunity.
If a Republican inherits a bazillion dollars from Daddy, he wants to make sure no one else, no matter what situation they were born to, will ever get the slightest bit of help unless it is a bank or a failing corporation, in which case there is no limit to the corporate welfare.
If a Democrat goes to WORK and EARNS money by MAKING stuff, she happily pays taxes.
If a Republican inherits money from Daddy or opens quarterly statements showing gains on investments, he thinks he is entitled to pay a LOWER TAX RATE (or none at all) for the arduous task of shuffling papers.
If a Democrat sees someone who needs health care, she works hard to ensure that no one will be denied life-saving care just because of where they work or how much money they have.
A Republican wants to make sure that anyone who doesn’t have a job (because they are too sick to work) and could not get health care at any price because of preexisting conditions, will just DIE and DIE QUICKLY and decrease the surplus population.
A Democrat is PRO LIFE for people who have actually been born.
A Republican is PRO LIFE only for insentient embryonic cell tissue but, once you’ve been born, you’re on your own -- you’re a “rugged individualist” who, of course, never benefited from public schools, public roads, protection of assets by law enforcement and military and firefighters, no, you’re a completely “self made” person living in a delusional world of absurdist fantasy.
A Democrat will read this because they got a public education.
A Republican will read this and be completely oblivious as to how real people live in the real world.
A Republican (Mitt “Cayman Islands” Romney) thinks $374,000 is “not that much money.”
A Democrat fights to protect benefits for middle class working people.
A Republican (Newt Gingrich) has an affair with mistress number one and divorces wife number one who has cancer, then mistress number one becomes wife number two. Newt then divorces wife number two (mistress number one) when she gets MS and he is having affair with mistress number two who becomes (current) wife number three, while AT THE SAME TIME, he is engaged in the politics of destruction leading the attack against Bill Clinton in the name of “family values.”
Democrats do not preach morality to others, but quietly repudiate those such as John Edwards or Anthony Weiner who betray their spouses and would be laughed out of town in they EVER tried to run for any office ever again.
Republicans lecture others about family values, but take their worst offenders and make them front runners for the Presidency of the United States.
Republicans are LYING HYPOCRITES.
Republicans copy Internet e-mails.
Democrats come up with something original."
Harmony said via facebook;" Douglas took the words right out of my mouth and articulated them better than I ever could have. Way to go, Doug!"
Doug, amazing writing especially considering it's spur of the moment, shall we run it as a future dakinetalk guest- blog? Please note i ran Marvin's more as a devils advocate to seek greater words of wisdom, and it worked! ;D)
Douglas dunn said via facebook;"Kimo, check your e-mail -- I already sent you a slightly modified version, that includes more like 20 minutes of thought instead of ten."
To everyone, Dougs rebuttal will be featured in tomorrows dakinetalk blog! Mahalo Nui Doug!
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