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| "Obama Da dog dressed in her valentines outfit that she bought half price, the day after valentines day...This blog starts with a Valentines day poem submitted to the Garden Island news. Then leads into the long form blog that was the inspiration for this poem!This blog also ran as an opinion article on Valentines day in the Garden Island News (02-14-12) http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-tuesday-february/article_d26f21a6-56b7-11e1-8980-0019bb2963f4.html Roses are red violets are blue, I like to start the day with the Garden Island news! Roses are red violets are blue,Valentines day can bring on the blues, so why not celebrate Valentines day, sometime in May or the very next day? The day after everything goes on sale. Restaurants are not as crowded, service will be less stressed and the menus may actually feature specials at reduced prices. V.D. (Valentines Day) is a holiday that stresses romance. Many couples go out for dinner, have a few cocktails and try to romance the evening away. Roses are more expensive than any other day, heart shaped chocolate candies can cost an arm and a leg. Jewelry is also marked up for this special day. Therefore remember; Roses are red, violets are blue, if your down on your luck this is how to get more bang for your buck! |
There is now a pill called the morning after pill, which a woman can take if she thinks she may have become pregnant the night before, these pills are even sold in vending machines at many college campuses throughout the country. In the same spirit of the morning after pill, why not celebrate Valentines day, the day after? The day after everything goes on sale anywhere from 50-90%, restaurants are not as crowded, service will be less stressed and the menus may actually feature specials at reduced prices.
V.D. (Valentines Day) is a holiday that stresses romance. Many couples go out to dinner, have a few cocktails and try to romance the evening away. VD (Valentines day) can cost an arm and a leg, many restaurants raise prices for the evening, roses are more expensive on VD than any other day of the year and the heart shaped chocolate candies can range in price from a few dollars to a few hundred depending on how exotic you go. Jewelry is also marked up for this special day.
Many woman like to buy their men underwear with hearts on. This is actually a tradition in many parts of the world for men to wear undershorts with a heart on.
Just remember to use condom sense! Happy Valentines Day!
Editor's note, Dakinetalk guest bloggers do not necessarily represent the opinions of dakinetalk. Guest bloggers are given space to express their beliefs and or opinions. We feel there are many roads and like to give people space to express their thoughts,after-all that's what dakine is...Aloha, James "Kimo" Rosen, Publisher.
V.D. (Valentines Day) is a holiday that stresses romance. Many couples go out to dinner, have a few cocktails and try to romance the evening away. VD (Valentines day) can cost an arm and a leg, many restaurants raise prices for the evening, roses are more expensive on VD than any other day of the year and the heart shaped chocolate candies can range in price from a few dollars to a few hundred depending on how exotic you go. Jewelry is also marked up for this special day.
Many woman like to buy their men underwear with hearts on. This is actually a tradition in many parts of the world for men to wear undershorts with a heart on.
Just remember to use condom sense! Happy Valentines Day!
Editor's note, Dakinetalk guest bloggers do not necessarily represent the opinions of dakinetalk. Guest bloggers are given space to express their beliefs and or opinions. We feel there are many roads and like to give people space to express their thoughts,after-all that's what dakine is...Aloha, James "Kimo" Rosen, Publisher.
20 comments:
Douglas Dunn said via facebook;"Ah yes, VD -- a pleasure best shared.
And after a certain age, "condom sense" is no longer necessary. Of course, about the same time, the protagonist has little sense of any other kind either, if he ever did."
with that said just remember the day after to buy your loved one that chocolate heart!
Harmony said via facebook;"Just like Xmas. All the good deals come the day after."
Holloween & Easter too!
Harmony said via facebook;"I just reread your blog, & the last 2 paragraphs are funny & punny!"
funny & punny, thanks honey... ;D)
Harmony said via facebook;"Ffunny, punny, & right on the money!"
thanks Bunny!
"Unc" said via Garden island news;" am for making EVERYDAY AFTER A HOLIDAY A HOLIDAY or make Everyday a holiday ALL Year round,bring back the Garden of Eden & dump all the politicians ,can you imagine...No Homeless :-)"
Unc, great concept for a blog or LTE, can I use your concept?
Harmony said via facebook;"Ii could be the bunny bringing valentines."
the Bunny bringing the Valentine a day lete or sometime in May, or maybe just on time...
"Unc" said via Facebook;"Permission granted to my favorite nephew da Rabbi Kimo san Rosen for the price of One BIG SCHMILE WITH TEETH...HAPPY EVERYDAY you live in Hawaii...n'est-ce pas ?"
Mahalos, Unc, don't know how big da smile with teeth, just had two more teeth extracted this morning.... But mahalos!
"Unc" saqid via facebook;"Me,unc no license DDS give Free teeth extraction to republicrats politicians with hammer & chisel"
"Unc" said via facebook;"No teeth No problem,can Alwayz depend on Chicken soup :-)"
true, unc, but I like big pieces of white breast meat in my chicken soup!
"Unc" said via facebook;"White breast meat is for lovers, vive Faites L'amour,pas la guerre :-)"
Rump roast is for lovers! kOSHER CHINESE STYLE OF COURSE!
"Unc" said via facebook;'Just looking at a rump roast will gain you 10 cholesterol points !!!"
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