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Wednesday, September 4, 2013

"Happy Rosh Hashana begins with Jewish Humor..." 'Marvin Gross" (Source)

Marvin Gross is a Financial consultant currently residing in Western N.Y.
Today Marvin shares excellent medical advise in honor of the 

upcoming Jewish new year (Rosh Hashanah) from Jewish sages of old.
Jewish New year is considered the birthday of creation and Adam and Eve. Happy birthday universe! enjoy...!
Good medical advice from the Jewish sages of old...

 1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it's harmful if done every day. 

2. F***ing relaxes your mind and body.

3. F***ing refreshes you. 

4. After F***ing, don’t eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. Try f***ing in bed 'cause it can save you valuable energy.

6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol levels.


SO, REMEMBER ..

Fasting is good for your health
and may God cleanse your dirty mind...


A Jewish New Year greeting!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=i71l3PyXWso



 P.S.

If it wasn't for pick pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
..................................... Rodney Dangerfield

Hana Hou, (Encore) Shared from Facebook...



2 comments:

KimoRosen said...

Happy 5774! I just I hope I remember to write that date on all my checks! ;D)

Chester "Unc" Lau said...

"Men & women are born with f***ing instruments & are intended to be used regularly for fun & responsible procreation,shall be valued & Not condemned as pornographic ,ask your parents or grand parents ."