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Thursday, December 3, 2015

"Senior moment, we're all getting there..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
"Unc"  is really passionate about creating a national Caregivers day.
Any help , support or ideas would be greatly appreciated...
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 
He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...

Editor's note, Two 'Unc' Jokes in one day since "Dog owners
Predicament," (Blog #1671) was not allowed to post on Facebook where
dakinetalk blog gets it most exposure... I still love
Zuckenberg!  ;-)

Senior moment, we're all getting there.
Unc,Armed and Dangerous
 in basic training 1946.

Thanks for your service Unc!
Happy Veterans day!

Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two at the front and 3 at the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, said, "Officer, I don?t understand, I wasn?t doing over the speed limit! What did you pull me over for?" "Ma?am," the officer said, "You should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous". 

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir! I was doing exactly 22 miles an hour", the old woman said proudly.

The officer, trying not to laugh, explains that 22 is the route number, not the speed limit. A little embarrassed, the woman smiled and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"Before I go Ma?am, I have to ask, is everyone ok? These women seem badly shaken and haven?t said a word since I pulled you over."

"Oh! they?ll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 142".

 A note to Unc from Jack Lord star of the original Hawaii Five-O,
where "Unc" worked as a cinematographer
"The ultimate way to start the day, with a Kaua'i Sunrise!

Hana Hou, (Encore) Shared From Facebook...

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