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Wednesday, February 8, 2017

"The Happily Married couple..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source of comedy relief)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
Unc's really passionate about creating
 a National day To Help US Veterans
  and  their families for their risks
 and sacrifices to keep America FREE . 
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 
He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...

 The Happily Married couple  

Donnie and Hillary had been married for 20 years. They had a fine love life, with one exception:                                                                                                  
Every time they made love Donnie always insisted on shutting off the lights completely.                                                                                                                    
Well, at first it wasn't so annoying, but after so many years of marriage Hillary felt it was foolish. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.                                                                                                        
She looked down and saw Donnie was holding a specially made pleasure device. 

She got very angry. 

"You impotent bastard !" she screamed at him. 

"How could you have been lying to me all these years ? You better explain yourself ! " 

Donnie looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly: 

"I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids." 

 From :Unc C ==
Remember,
If you haven't got a smile on your face
And laughter in your heart,     
Then you are just an old sour puss
Ha ha ha,
L'oncle Ammusant  AKA~ Chester "Unc" Lau




 Hana Hou, (Encore) 




3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Unc, you should be on the stage! Next one leaves in 30 minutes! ;-)

Danny E. Fink said...

Uncle Chester, you are the Ying to Kimo's Yang-- Great balance between his political blogs and your comedy relief.

Glenn Mickens-by email said...

Unc Lau is great and as soon as Ruth puts his name in the address file I will email him and tell him so. Please pass this note on to him that his dog "sex" story was almost as good as Who's on first---gave me a lot of laughs just as the wife turning the lights on was!!!!!
Tell him to keep them coming and how much I enjoy them.

Mahalo,
Glenn